crack babies
aw why da f not
Someone has to keep these johnie-come-lately’s from taking over.
Whats the longest someone has gone without beign responded to?
I know, I know, I’m just making this thing go longer, but hey, I wanna know.
I’m posting now. If anyone else posts after me, I will be forced to post all my most disgusting personal habits, thereby inducing nausea and lightheadedness. Oh wait, I’ve done that once already.
Tzel, me thinks you have to get some more disgusting habits, since it didn’t work the first time, come back in a few days and post them.
I can hardly wait.
…now this, this was the all 3rd class train we took out of Suryabaya. NEVER, NEVER take a 3rd class train in Indonesia.
It stopped every 15 mins, I swear.
And everytime it stopped more hawkers would come on trying to sell us all and sundry. Mr Elbows was especially enamoured of the badly taxidermied ferret type creature with a snake in it’s mouth, captured, for your entertainment, at the height of the battle. Mr Elbows has always wanted such a thing and we have often had disagreements over this issue.
Needless to say the journey was a nightmare. Mr Elbows spent the entire 12 hrs pouting over this.
But the scenery from the train, lovely.
>walks in and gives ol’ Thready a good swift kick in the ribs,
Wake up ya Bastard–If we have to listen to this, *you’re[/i\ gonna listen to this too.
Hey wouldya look at that ferrety thingy…It’s just lovely
Say would you look at that thang.
(for some inexorable reason I’ve got that Fred Schneider song running through my mind)
There’s a monster on my pants and it does a naughty dance
when it comes into the room
people hit it with a broom
Monster arghhh
Monster aaahhhh
Get out of here monster
Dang… it didn’t die overnight. Drats.
Oh well… another day of fun and frolic.
:most professional voice: It is my professional opinion that this thread is inextremis and its demise is inevitable :most professional voice
How long before this thing gets shut down just like ‘The Last Word’ did?
I am unfamiliar with that term.
Oh naive one, this thread isn’t about competing against other threads, it’s about killing this one. It is it’s own goal.
I couldn’t give a shit about other threads’ legacies or where this thread stands in relationship to other threads or how many posts or pages another thread contains.
[sub]as long as I win 
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…everyone who goes to Bali takes this shot.
The angelic child goat/duck shepherdess with her charges, marching down the black sand beach in the sunset.
What else is there to say?
It’s lovely, just lovely.
Wha…hap…happened?
<looks up, sees elbows and her slide show of terror>
Hark! What trickery is this? The spawn of Satan has an accomplice, and thy name be elbows! I will not stand for this trickery!
I, JESTOR THE TERRIBLE SHALL DESTROY THEE, KNAVE!!
<puts on bear-skin outfit, picks up battle-axe>
Prepare to go to whatever dark gods you worship, cur! CHARGE!!!
<runs up to elbows, smacks him upside the head with club side of axe>
Victory is mine! But lo! The devil-beast’s box of tricks is still alight! By the spirits of my ancestors, this crime will be PUNISHED!!
<brandishes axe, chops projector into a million bazillion miniscule pieces, then lets out a loud victory cry>
Threadkillers, I have avenged you! And now, on to further glor…
<slips on piece of film, smacks head on table and goes unconcious>
Curses…
…and, of course, a sunset shot of Kuta Beach. Famous as one of the best sunsets to watch on earth.
You know, even though I’ve seen it on a thousand postcards, I just can’t help reflecting on it’s beauty.
Lovely.
I can’t seem to kill it, no; let’s see if I can make it sick
The mermaid pulls out a syringe filled with a green vaguely glowing liguid and injects in right between threads eyes.
There take that witcha.
I have just innoculated the thread with Methicillin Resistant Staph Aureous (MRSA), Vancocillin Resistant enterococcus (VRE) and skin scrapings taken from a patient with erysipelas.
He should really be feeling bad in no time.
MRSA and VRE are extremely difficult to cure and erysipelas is extremely painful, causing the face and hands to break out in a huge, painful, red, weeping, painful rash.
Try not to get any on ya.
…Gee, while Mr Elbows is changing trays, I’d just like to say it’s not often enough that we get together like this.
I so enjoy having you here, and sharing these slides with you has brought all the joy of a great journey rushing back. I admit I’m getting a little misty.
It makes me think there’s nothing like good friends.
You know, you guys are all just wonderful to be around.
Just wanted you all to know that I think you’re lovely, just lovely.
Indeed. Lovely.
Mr Elbows has just beaten elbows savagely to death with something that looks remarkably like a stuffed mongoose eating a snake…it’s lovely, just lovely