silver I too skipped breakfast (my mother gave up forcing me to try to eat breakfast when I was about 14 I think).
struuter…me too re the sleep thing in the mornings, but going to bed at a sensible time rather than staying in chat? never gonna happen!
I remember a few days ago my family was being REALLY loud and woke me up. I came out bitching (I’m pretty mean in the mornings) about how they were inconsiderate bastards and how some of us are fucking tired! and blah, blah, blah. It was about 3 o’clock in the afternoon. Oops. I’d give my left foot for another hour of sleep today though. Can’t… stop… yawning. And my eyes burn. And I look like I just came off a 12 day crack binge. I suppose going to bed before 5am would be a good idea.
Oh yes…I am the very model of the modern night owl. Must be genetic. I remember being a little kid and my mom asking my dad at 11:00 at night if he’d drink another pot of coffee.
Midnight tea is a common beverage when I visit home. sniff Makes me miss my mom and dad.
Seriously, does anyone need/want an extra left foot? 
I’ll have the Orange Pekoe. With tons of ice. And what is in the knish? I’d look, but that’s probably 10 pages back. 
Did I mention I’m really tired?
::curls up on the couch::
Wake me up if anything interesting happens. Don’t kill the thread without me!
<whispering>
Here, Saint. There are all kinds of knish. Have whatever you like.
<tucks blanket around Silver’s feet> Sleep tight…
before 5 o’clock…yeah, that would be where I’m going wrong! & sorry silver, I don’t have a spare hour of sleep to trade (nor somewhere to keep the foot…I must have a clear out one of these days when I’m not in chat 
)
Thanks! grabs cheeseburger flavored knish
Lunch, ya know.
Whatever cranks your knob, as they say. 
Hi again.
Die, thread. Just DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Testing!
I’ll give it an A, it looks good.
Well, thank you! And, considering I was right, I deserve that A.
Oh A+ definitely!
An A+?! Wow, thanks! This will pick up my entire average. Cool!
<Lies asleep, snoring peacefully>
<dreamily> Now now, struuter, you’ll never reach that spot on your lower back…you’d better let me put on the tanning lotion…huh? Fierra and Mermaid wanna help? Well, pleeease, be my…
<snort>
<Wakes up>
Whazzis? Wait…I’m…I’m me! I remember it all! Every last bit! Even the…oh my God! “The Thread Hunter”? What was I thinking?
Ah, well. Guess it’s all done. I could really go for a knish right about now…
Hey, who turned off the lights? Guys? Where is everybody?
Guys? This isn’t funny…
Ewwwwwwwwwww…why’s there slime all over the place…
<lights a match, sees a formation shaped exactly like Howard Stern’s but wrapped in sellophane>
Eep.
“So,” says Saint Zero, looking faintly sinister behind a flickering lamp, “Are you curious as to what happened here Jester?”
Wouldn’t it be fun if we all met up and invading a grocery store and each bought one of the same thing? But something really weird, like a can of peas or something.