Threadkillers 2001!

I may be a Canuck but I can appreciate a good mess of grits(maybe people wouldn’t be as turned off if they weren’t called a mess of grits…). I’ll also have some toast too, but I’ll pass on the rest, I’m watching my waistline you know…

Mmmm, grits and fried eggs, sausage and biscuits and gravy. Hoo-boy, is it Sunday already?

In fact I’m trying to get right out there where I can see it better.

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[sub]Meat Loaf’s “A Kiss is a Terrible thing to Waste”, cranked, via winamp.[/sub]

Morning! Hey… someone brought breakfast, cool. :slight_smile:

Oh, I’ve lived in the south all my life, and I still haven’t acquired a taste for grits. It’s still slightly flavored sand to me.

[sub]Blues Brothers 2000, “Love Light”[/sub]

Anyway, I can’t wait to hear this demo tape.

Did anyone bring the Orange Juice?

Hi DW…all ready for the lunar eclipse? (no grits of course…:wink: )

Heehee!

Hi Struuter again! baby steps? You mean that thing is learning to walk?!?!

If you liked that, you should watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Two really good movies, IMHO.

BTW, I’m preparing lunch. It’s a dinner/lunch sort of thing: Garlic chicken oreganato over lamb ravioli Alfredo.

Delicate flavors, complimenary and delightful.

No side dishes, I’m afraid, so you’ll have to bring your own.

Hey, here I am! I’ve just been patently standing by, letting all you amatures wear down ol’ Threadbeast here…

Yep, Just sittin’ here watching, and waiting…

Watching and waiting…

watching and wanindnnnnSkznzzzzzzzz

Wake up man, You’re our only hope.

(plus I just love throwing buckets of water)

ain’t I a stinker

>sneaking up behind struuter with…

Boy just can’t stay in it, can he? No endurance, I tell ya.

Spwaa Sputter gack

I’m awake! I’m awake! Whud I miss?
Aw damn. It isn’t dead yet.

Hmmm…I will be right back…
exits, stage right

:: clapping ::

Thank you, Mermaid. That p-will needed a bath. All that rooting around in barns and cellars left a layer of funk on him. :wink:

There he is…

So, now that breakfast is over, and the slideshow is gone, what’s for lunch?

What’s for lunch? That’s easy. I’ll be, uh, wolfing down some of the Snowman’s garlic chicken and lamb ravioli. Sounds way to good to pass up. I’ll bring some garlic knots, and a bottle of Reisling.

Hey TS - how 'bout you marry Mermaid, and then adopt me? I’d no doubt pack on a hundred pounds from eating so much, and get clogged arteries, but I’d die happy with a full belly!

[sup]heh…almost forgot.[/sup]

:: kicks Thready in the shin just for laughs ::

dumps bucket of water on Saint Zero
squirts Dire Wolf with water pistol …down boy!
throws bucket of water at thinksnow but is amazed to see it turn into a blizzard and fall on TS in “all the right places”

Huh? How’d you do that?

Just for fun dumps water on her self, completely soaking thin white t-shirt (Oh no, now you can see right through it:p) and sprouting fins, again.

Rats just when the thread was starting to die down, Mermaid injects some sex into it…now it will never die…::sigh:: I guess I’ll sit down and have my muamburger now…

stabs at it with a dull butter nife
umm die.

doesn’t even bother to sneak up on Odieman.

Walks right up to him-still wearing the wet t-shirt
(hmmmmm, it looks like it’s really, really cold in here)

slowly and sensuously pours water all over Odieman

Oooops, I think I spilled some more water on myself

(giggle giggle giggle)

::Odie feels cold water running down my neck…:: Whaaat!?!
I look up and see Mermaid in a cold-wet tee shirt…Hello how are you doing…Care to pull up a blanket…

:eek:
What? She’s not bethrothed?

<shock, surprise and disbelief>