Thanks, fierra for the shave ice…mmm, tasty. It compliments my lunch very well, I must say (smoked turkey, pepperoni and provolone on a bagel).
<food coma sets in…>
AAAAHHHHhhhh[sub]HHHHhhhh…[/sub]
Well, now that’s worth quitting smoking for!
I have a feeling that a latter poster is right, 23 days seems more like it. This is gonna kill me! (and the thread)
I can’t believe you said ‘smoked turkey’, now I really need a cigarette. 
That’s right, Threadlings. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die.
Eat, drink and beat Mary?
Hesitantly, reluctantly, Helen slipped out of a sling, tight-waisted waspy and stood naked in the moonlight before me. Somewhere a clock chimed three. An owl hooted in the nearby copse. No wind stirred the casement window. She stood in the pale, translucent light on the Persian carpet. A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then… another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute… passed.
That was ‘A Minute Passed’, by John Finlissom. You can hear Episode Nine of ‘A Minute Passsed’ tomorrow night at a minute past.
(Thanks to montypython.net)
*When you find youself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’,
(bok, bok, bok, bok)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
just Call for Super Chicken!
(bok, kack!)
Fred, if you’re afraid you’ll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(bok, kack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin’
(bok, bok, bok, bok)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken!
(bok, bok, bok, bok)
Call for Super Chicken!
(bok, kack!)*
I’m following super chicken? Oh Joy.
Oh well… can’t let the thread die yet. 
How the hell did someone manage to win this last time?
fierra, I’ll have some chocolate Haagen Dazs. I’m not picky when it comes to flavor, just as long as it’s chocolate.
For lunch today, tomorrow, or any other day, I’ll have whatever thinksnow has.
Mermaid, are those Big Ass Whupping Sticks[sup]TM[/sup] for sale? I’ve got a customer I’d like to beat the living Thread Snot out of.
And congratulations Cobravert. Hope you can quit for good.
Well, that about covers everything. You can all go home now and take a couple days off. Just tell your boss I said it was OK.
OOH! did i get the top of the page?
Yes, you try to be like me… 
:mad:
this is getting long. =\
Hey we all try to emulate Silver, after all she has such an exciting life compared to a boring person like me.
I still can’t believe you think my life is exciting.
No what I said was that your life was more exciting then mine…you may be the second most boring person on the planet, but I am more boring…
Are not.
am too.
just rearing my thread killer head