As a matter of fact they are and for only $19.99 you can have one of your very own.
The only small drawback is that it is due to its sensitive nature, this product must be procurred in person.
Oh, and it’s a 2-day trip there and back from anywhere in the world. 
Okay Odie, let me ask you this; What makes you think you’re boring?
Easy, I have no life…I would go into details but I would put you to sleep, and nobody has ever been interested in having me make a demo tape, the most exciting thing that has happened to me this year is buying a new pair of slippers.
If you ask nicely, struuter might let you borrow a robe to go with those slippers.
Hopefully it’ll be the robe she’s wearing at that particular moment.
With nothing on underneath.
Of course.
Yes indeedy.
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Odie, no one really asked me to make a demo tape. A friend of mine got hooked up and casually dropped my name. I’m basically tagging along.
Is your name okay? Did it get hurt when dropped? 
<threads his way carefully through the pale and wasted Threadlings, each and every one of whom have this thread threaded through them from north to south, muttering>
I am the needle that pulls the thread,
I am the needle that pulls the thread,
I demand that I am the needle... Oh, damnit!
What's the point? And what have I got on my hands?
<looks around in disbelief, unable to believe that all of these people believe they have a chance, turns invisible and goes and crouches along a wall, settling in for the long haul>
He: Did it hurt?
She: Excuse me?
He: Did it hurt
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Cause you look just like an angel.
(awwwww)
Almost as BAD as the pick-up line
blargh
I’d never use than on my wife. Unless it was to irritate her.
Or maybe she’d like it. Might have to remember it.
Dunno. Cheezy pick up lines are good for laughs.
but then, I am married to her, do I need that much work?
Yeah. Suppose so.
Saint Zero, you crack me up.
<LeSang> ping me if you need me… other, more impatient chatters in AIM
<Nymysys> karynn, would he give me a loan? I’m down to a bagel and one can of soup.
<slvrfire> Message board slow.
<karynn> i also have a contractor begging for some of my time
<GarfBot> What’s new?
<slvrfire> I thought that “impatient” said “important” and I almost got offended, LeSang.
<Nymysys> <snort> So did I, silver.
<karynn> everyone knows that silver is the most important person in the universe.
<GarfBot> Duh.
<Nymysys> Duh x 2.
<Speaker> Where does that put me? <slvrfire> I AM?? <karynn> speaker: somewhere around rabbit turds, i think <slvrfire> Ummm, no. I think you guys may be confused... <Speaker> Not even cat turds?
<slvrfire> ROFL karynn!!! (That wasn’t very nice. ::snicker:
::rolls up in teh fetal position and cries.
Thanks Silver, maybe someday I can start a fan club.
And the thread goes on.
And the thread goes on.
The posts keep coming faster all the time.
Not only theirs but his and hers and mine.
The words have burned a hole right through my brain.
So its YOUR damn fault that I am now insane.
And the thread goes on.
And the thread goes on.
:pCan I be your fan club president?
2200!!!
I’m always looking for followers, acolytes, whatever you call them.
Congrats on 2200! I’m getting close to 2000 finally.