Is it just me, or is there an unusually high number of recent zombie thread revivals?
Must be (___)uary. This time of the year all the crazies join up for their one flaming drive-by thread.
Is the board slow today?
Why are we doing underlines and royal blue?
Should I break up with him/her?
Why ARE we doing underlines and royal blue?
I get really, really, really tired seeing any thread with Nazi and or Hitler in the title. It’s been almost 70 years.
I can’t even imagine what our German members must think.
Give it the fuck up, will ya’?
Why isn’t there one food that I can just eat when I’m hungry? There’s dog food, why not ‘human food’?
I can’t be the only one who hates [some extremely popular thing]
What? No _______ thread yet?!
Why do people get tattoos?
Will the new Quantum Hypercollider really throw the entire Universe into an infinity repeating time-loop?
Will the new Quantum Hypercollider really throw the entire Universe into an infinity repeating time-loop?]
God really exists and you atheists are the crazy ones.
What’s all this nonsense about “climate change”?
What’s the deal with pitbulls?
Let’s name some common TV show/movie cliches.
Colonoscopies are a very popular topic:
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Heh, one of those was mine. My colonoscopy was, of course, unique, as is my colon. 
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People who declaw cats are worse than serial killers!
Depending on how they approach the subject:
How come porn actors don’t get arrested for prostitution?
Is making a porn movie a way to beat prostitution laws?
On a personal note, for some reason i keep seeing the [thoroughly debunked] claim that Operation Barbarossa (Germany’s invasion of the Soviet Union) was fatally delayed by preliminary operations in Greece or Yugoslavia.
More generally:
What could [losing side] have done to win [war x]?
Aren’t all [members of hated outgroup] evil/stupid/dangerous/plotting against us?*
*Pit bulls, Jews, minorities, teenagers, Republicans, Liberals, women, gays, what have you