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Beer – diluted by Irish whiskey
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Wings – fresh-picked from a rabid chicken, with 10W-40 motor oil as sauce
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Women – screamers with active claws and teeth
Beer — none, thank you.
Food — organic, vegan, spicy
Women — Indian women in saris. mmmmmmMAMA!
Beer: I like a variety, but drink what I can find and afford here - which tends to be blandish Japanese lagers with an odd import thown in for fun.
Wings: My own recipe - hot, and a bit saucy - I am proud to have been asked for it by more than one profesional.
Women: Intellectually - intelligent with a sense of humor. Physically - brunettes, the taller the better, and thin but not unhealthily so.
Yes to all three. As much and as often as possible. 
Specifics, however:
Beer: Bass, as cold as humanly possible.
Wings: As hot as you can make 'em. They ain’t good if they don’t make me sweat.
Women: Tall, dark-haired, dark-eyed and athletic preferred… with a great smile and sharp wit.
Beer- Pear or Apple Cider. Can’t normally stand beer, you see.
Wings- Hot, naked (no breading), blue cheese on the side.
Women- Female. Oh, okay, I’m partial to women with glasses.
Beer: Labatt Blue
Wings: Buffalo style Hot, from Anchor Bar or Nino’s (Hometown BUffalo, so I know about some wings)
Women: Dark curly long hair with green or blue eyes, and a nice rack, rest is optional
Sober, celibant vegetarian checking in. Basically, I’m raising my post count.
Beer - Anything that I can’t see thru, won’t drink anything that goes in the same color as it does comming out.
Wings - BYFOs (Burn Your Face Off) from a little place called CJs in Columbia, MO. The little chunks of hot pepers in the sauce make it extra good.
Women - I like em short, with longer curly brown hair, and with some curves… glasses are a major plus.
Beer: Cold, full-bodied.
Wings: Hot, spicy.
Women: Smart, playful, and married to me.
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Cold as ice
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Hotter than hell
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Breathing
Beer: Guinness, hefenweisen, anything else cold but not Miller.
Wings: They ain’t good until I’m crying in the above mentioned beer.
Women: See Wings.
Damn, it’s Friday and now I know what I’m doing tonight!
Beer: Brown ales (Newcastle, Samuel Smith’s Nut Brown, Montana Brown, etc.)
Wings: Basque wings from “The Thrill of the Grill”. Spicy (lots of Tabasco), lemony, garlicky goodness.
Women: Height/weight, hair color not important. I like athleticism, a sense of humor, and good skin. And a certain, oh, how to put this–body confidence. 
Beer - alergic (not specifically beer but to alcohol in general)
Wings - Suicide, but they have to be covered in tons of sauce though…dry ones just won’t do.
Woman - Brunette, Sweet, Loyal, Fit, perferably sweaty.
Beer: Molson Canadian
Wings: mild
Women: Smart, funny brunettes
Beer: crisp, wine-like, with little to no hops taste
Wings: attached to an bigger fried chicken.
Women: all kinds - Funny, Sweet, girl-next-door. I like faces with nice smiles and large eyes.
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Beer - nothing that takes itself too seriously…like Guinness
Wings - crispy
Women - Although I am a practicing heterosexual, I’ve always thought if I fell in love with a woman, she’d probably be fairly butch. I like androgyny.
Beer: Microbrew
hot wings: Atomic
Women: Easy
Beer: cold
Wings: hot
Women: warm
Beer: Anything Anhauser Busch (NOTHING Coors)
Wings: Fried then dipped into melted butter and Hot Sauce
Women: Three inputs.
Practicing heterosexual? Let us know if you get it right…
For me, I like
Beer: German or Czech Pils, Belgian Ales, and ESBs.
Wings: Spicy and wet
Women: Sense of humor and adventure