Beer: Hefeweizen with lemon!
Wings: Buffalo style, crispy, not too saucy, hot, hot, hot with blue cheese dressing
Women: as friends as long as they’re laid back, funny, spontaneous, intelligent, confident, and kind.
ah, they all have one thing in common. If I want any, I have to buy them.
Beer: Newcastle. Cold, from the tap. (None of that bottled crap)
Wings: from a place called the Kickin’ Chicken here in Charleston. Best I’ve ever had.
Women: Um, as friends, I guess. (I don’t have many female friends.)
BEER: I’m open to anything that’s not a mass-produced American lager. Current favorite is Negra Modelo. (A mass-produced Mexican lager!)
WINGS: Keep yer dam’ cayenne pepper offa my fried chikin!
WOMEN: Um, honey…? You, ah… wanna answer this one?
Beer: Cold, plentiful, dark (in that order).
Wings: On the bird or airplane.
Women: Smart, strong, competant, married to me.
I’m not a man, but…
Beer: Yuengling or dark beer
Wings: mildly hot (ooh, it’s been sooo loong since I went out for beer and wings…drool)
Women: as friends, I like women who are easy to talk with and who deal well with my trademark randomness (making plans last-minute, changing my mind, etc.)
Beer: Very light beer (Bush or Corona) or vey dark beer (Guiness or Murphy’s) Nothing in between.
Wings: Hot enough to make me sweat, but not so hot that I can’t eat at least a dozen. Dripping with hot sauce, and NO dipping sauce! Why do you get hot wings if you want to “dim” the hotness? (p.s., the best wings I’ve ever had are from the Alehouse in Troy, NY. Hooters wings, IMO, suck ass.)
Women: Nothing too specific. Like what Toaster52 said. Not too skinny, not fat, breasts? Who cares. Must be intelligent and have a sense of humor, though. My current GF fits the bill quote nicely 
(oh, and I don’t like Hooters girls either. Most are too skanky looking and I like NATURAL breasts.)