Tiger Woods sez his wife's no pornstar

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/golf/specials/ryder_cup/2006/09/20/tiger/index.html?cnn=yes

Well, that’s a relief. She is cute, though.

Makes me wonder if an opponent planted this story to throw him off his game.

I believe the story has been around for a while, starting when they were first dating. She is/was a model and there are a million pictures out there, so that is what ‘started’ these rumors. Supposedly there were naked pictures out there of her, which were proven not to be her. It was bound to start again, kind of like Richard Gere being gay and playing with gerbils.

[Richard Gere surfing the Dope]

…this Tiger Woods thread looks pretty safe…

{click}

Oh, no.

[/Richard Gere surfing the Dope]

A guy named Tiger Woods is worried about rumors that his wife was in porn?

There are WAY too many jokes to be had here…