If you shoot a guy in the chest, and he keeps walking towards you…
SHOOT HIM IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HEAD!!!
He’s most likely a zombie.
Alternately:
Shoot out his knees. If he’s a Return of the Living Dead type zombie, and a head shot still doesn’t bring him down, cap him, and walk away clean. Return with flamethrower. Apply liberally.
For the love of Pete, using electricity to draw worms out of the ground can only be a bad idea! Name the movie and win a prize!! (not really)
If it’s the morning after a night of hell and the local sheriff and his posse are out a-huntin’ zombies, for Heaven’s sake, stay in the cellar!
Was it this one, Grelby?
Apparently, staying in the attic has its merits, as well.
[sub]Izzat like a no-prize, then?[/sub]
Quoth KKBattousai:
If anyone’s actually interested in the non-horror movie situation, you’re actually much more likely to spot something behind trees/underbrush without the flashlight, as long as there’s at least starlight. With the light, you’ll see nothing but the underbrush in the foreground. I have no idea, though, how well this corresponds with the horror movie situation.
And by the way,
If that’s a typo, Kitfox, then it’s the funniest one I’ve seen in a while.
Get a nice, RELIABLE car, one with remote locks so you won’t have to fumble with the locks. Yeah, yeah, the Jag LOOKS cool, but does it start EVERY TIME? Better to stick with the Honda Accord.
Whatever you drive, don’t drive a convertible! Top up or top down, it doesn’t matter. You’re toast.
Lock the damn car doors, people! And, while you’re at it, set the alarm. Not only does that momentarily keep out the psychotic killer who is chasing you, but it would have also kept out the REAL pyschotic killer who is now hiding in your backseat.