So switch to water sports. Shoot, even fetishist get bored occasionally.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
I’ve been too nice in the Pit lately, so . . .
Occam, get right the fuck over yourself.
Women are no more capricious and arbitrary than men.
If you can’t find a nice gal, maybe you’re the problem. What the fuck do you want, a supermodel who’ll kowtow to your every whim? Ain’t gonna happen.
Welcome to reality, Mr. Completely Easy to Get Along With.
xxoo
-andros-
“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner
Boy, people in here sure are mean!
hahaha!
The CAT!
ohh come on, this is an easy one. thank the maker men and women are different! and i guess thats the reason there are people who are a bit confused in regards to their sexlife. but for us straight folk its just a simple matter of putting up with some things all women have in common (as goes for men naturally). the only thing we are NOT supposed to do, is to expect women to act like men, and men to act like women. there is a reason we are different! and the reason doesnt involve appearances.
nuff said
bj0rn
andros- OK, lets clarify what I’m complaining about. It’s not that I can’t find a nice looking girl. I didn’t get dumped. I also don’t expect them to answer my every whim. I want a woman that’s RATIONAL. Or at least doesn’t torture me with her irrationality. Is that to much to ask, Andros?
Whew. Ok, I looked back up there and can’t figure out what my shit fit was all about. It was irrational thinking on my part, and I directed my anger in the BBQ Pit, not at every woman I met that day.
So, you admit you’re irrational, but you complain that you can’t find a woman who’s rational?
Now it all makes perfect sense to me?
???
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Well, you know, irrationality is contagious.
sigh Too bad intelligence isn’t.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Humans cannot reason their way out of their basic irrationality, all that can be hoped for in real life is to be irrational in a reasonable manner,
I’ve always love that,
and for the record I prefer cantaloupe to squash
Occam… ever heard of prozac?
We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another
Occam…
Hi, how are you doing? Good? Great. Just wanted to let you know that women are individuals. Some are mostly rational, some are mostly irrational. There are also some women that are somewhere in-between. The thing is that very few are completely one or the other. Do you know what OTHER sex is like that? Men! Funny, huh?
If you live with two bitchy broads with whom you can’t get along, ya know what? You need to find new roomies! I’m willing to bet, though, regardless of their sex, your NEW roommates won’t live up to your standard of perfection. I mean, if those two evil females you live with actually show EMOTIONS that conflict with your own so flagrantly, who is to say that even two RATIONAL males won’t possibly make the mistake of having different moods than you do? I mean, they’ll most likely be HUMAN males. That means they’re not likely to live their lives as you see fit, and so CLEARLY they must be wrong… RIGHT?
Who the fuck are you, jagoff? I mean, I’ve had tons of roommates, of both sexes, and most of them possessed not one but MANY flaws. Ya know what though? Just because ONE of my female roommies became a dominatrix and wanted to have clients over to our apartment doesn’t mean the other women that I’ve lived with were like that. Just because ONE of my guy roommates never paid his share of the rent doesn’t mean that no man can support himself.
What’s my point? Well, basically, you’re an asshole that is willing to discriminate against an entire sex based on a couple of bad experiences. Should the rest of us women be banished until we learn to live up to your standards? Nope. Maybe, just maybe, you can use your living situation as a chance to learn and grow. If not, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself. I don’t think anybody is sitting here crying over your plight.
Of course, if anyone IS spending tears on this subject, I’ll just assume they’re being irrational.
You’re a tool,
Valerie
Well…I guess she told you.
I gotta ask though…you hate women, and you hate canada, so I guess Canadian women are not that appealing huh?
shrug
Your loss.
Canadian Women do appeal to me Kelli.
C’mere & I’ll prove it…
(suggestive leer) 
Attention C#3!The inside of your musty head is a exercise wheel;
in which two gerbils, Vanity and Credulity by
name, tussle fruitlessly over the walnut that
represents your banal & pointless existance.
Hmmmmm…my suggestion would be that you turn gay…since you think men are so much more perfect than women…then you wouldn’t have to worry about women at all…of course unless your gay lover wants to connect with his feminine side…then you got another problem…
I’m straight, and I still found my feminine side.
It turns out she’s a lebsian nymphomaniac, so we get along just fine.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Damn! That’s a good one, mon.
ROFLMAO!
I have lots of willpower.
I’m just too strong to be a slave to it.
Dear, dear.
Women get you so hot, bothered and discombobulated that you froth at the mouth, shout, rant, rave and vow to invade peaceful neighboring countries.
[dainty feminine snicker…]
Honey, you aren’t the first but don’t you just hate being predictable?
Occ, sweetie, if you can’t handle a couple of female roomates, what in the wide, wide world of testosterone makes you think you can lead a bunch of randy male animals on a completely stupid takeover of a land where Kelliblli et al would promptly reduce you to a pool of melting Jello?
You haven’t MET female s**t, junior. Just wait until you meet the real thing. You’re just beginning…
Gently smiling,
Veb
Usually, when I post, I’m smiling. Even when I flame someone, I have a smile on my face, albeit a rather nasty one.
I’m not smiling now.
Occam:
Let’s go into this little room here, and lock the door.
Now say that again.
I’ll give you “irrational”.
You little fuck.
Just putting it in terms that your little manly-man mind can grasp.
If you don’t understand how two human beings can fight and make up all the time, then I simply do not care to know you. It is the nature of the beast, pal. I don’t know what planet you come from, but on this one, not everything is black and white. You don’t agree with someone all the time. You don’t even necessarily like someone all the time, but if you do most of the time, then that’s good enough. It’s called “friendship”, something that you do not appear to understand. Your attempt to place the blame for the irrationality in today’s world on the delicate shoulders of womanhood, your derision at displays of emotion, your general superiority shows that if there ever really was a war of the sexes, (and isn’t that typical of guys like you, to see everything as a conflict), you would have been one of the first to get taken out into the street and shot, because you would have simply relaxed and had a beer, confident that you’d win because “women don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” Do you have a clue what the fuck you’re doing? No, I do not believe you do. Because you do see everything in black and white. Now, this assessment only comes from one post, so I could be very wrong about you, but if it is any indication, you do not understand women, men, or yourself. You lash out at any target you can find, then continue lashing out, because you have decided that you hate it, and there can be no other way. I really hope that you never run for office, because that attitude gave us Hitler. Either you are going to cause someone a whole lot of pain someday, or you are going to get so frustrated that you self-immolate. I, personally, hope it’s the latter. Have a nice life, and stay the fuck out of my way.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
I recieved the following in an email…rather than “defend” my femaleness, no sense in being redundant, we all are tired at some point in our lives of the opposite sex…BTW, ever push a basketball through your ass men? Although I have never had children, men need to lighten up and imagine that (even if it is not through our asses…hmmm, that would seem appropriate <hehe>
How a Woman takes a shower vs. How a Man does…
How To Shower Like A Woman:
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you’re getting fat.
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Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Comfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Comfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
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Condition your hair with Cucumber and Comfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
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Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash
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Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
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Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
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Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
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Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
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How To Shower Like A Man -
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the “woo woo” sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror,scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
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Get in the shower.
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Don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (you don’t use one)
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Wash your face
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Wash your armpits
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Crack-up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
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Wash your privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
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Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
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Make a shampoo Mohawk.
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Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
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Pee (in the shower)
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Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hang out of the tub the whole time.
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Partial dry off.
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Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire dick size.
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Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
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Leave bathroom and fan light on.
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Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off
the towel, grab your dick, and go “Yeah baby!!”
{Note: I HOPE that I have removed the extra long lines that caused sidescroll. -Lynn}
[Note: This message has been edited by Lynn Bodoni]