Very well. I will be Overlord; you will be my Official Bestower of Titles and Grand High Exalted Panjandrum of Alice.
Ruler of the Wasteland, Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah!
But no “Humongous”. I’m sensitive about that 
Sean Connery, is that you?
Now that is the sort of decorum I can get behind. < dons opera glasses and peers down patrician nose >
For that my lovely, we’ll name you Ignobler of Indifference to Itty (read: Titty Committee). Okay, that was weak, but there’s little I can do on such a short amount of Overlord sleep.
< squee! >
Ahem. I do think I’m doing this wrong.
Since that’s one of the coolest titles mentioned yet, you get it on sheer creativity. And as to that “humongous” business… baby, I said I wouldn’t mention it outside our special place.
No playing in the title thread without proper diligence observed. What’s wrong with you my man??
I humbly beseech Her Exaltedness to be the High Chancellor of Puppies, Kittens, and Duckies.
I shall be your duchess. Platonic, of course.
Duke of Ook, Rittmeister von Luftmenschen, and Night Commander of the Bathroom.
My title?
Still Life with Cheese Coney and Onions
I didn’t say I didn’t like large amounts of Swiss, just not alone. In a sandwich, soup, or salad, please. I must shamefully admit that I have not yet tried gorgonzola.
Why platonic? 
O Bestower of Titles, I request the following for myself:
Duke of Toronto, Counselor of the Greater Toronto Area, and Lord of the Islands
‘Crapaud de la Trou’, please. 
Damn shame we don’t have customizable member status field thingies.
“Member”
“Charter Member”
“SDSAB”
“Ruler of the Wasteland, Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah!”
Executive Minister of Pony Husbandry
New day, more titles to consider. I may or may not deign to accept you all as worthy. Behave appropriately.
For me to even give this a moment’s thought, you must submit a squee-able picture to accompany your plea. Otherwise, your baby animal suitableness will be held in high question.
Duchess of Cheese. Are you sure you can cut it?
Orly? I’ll allow you on the grounds of being Ooky, but Luftmenschen will have to be proven. Do you have any references? And I already had you penciled in for potty patrol and you’ve been sitting down on the job. The royal john is in desperate need of toilet paper and I haven’t seen you about all night. What gives? Don’t make me demote you to Day Shift Supervisor of Bed Pans!
Is this a specialty category? If so, you’ll need to petition the Cheeses Duke and Duch. Or will, as soon as I chastise his lack of sophistication [seen below].
WHAT!?!! Heresy! Get right on this immediately and then type me up a PTS report outlining exactly what other cheesy goodness you’ve not had the good forsight to partake in. I expect your resume to be up-to-date and spotless. There needs to be no holes in that experience mate!
Absolutely my lord! Since I’ve always had a crush on the great Sunspace, certainly no one else would I bestow such an honor to. The Toronto division is very lucky indeed. < bats eyelashes >
What is it with all you people having to do with underpants, bathrooms and now crap in trousers? Get out of the gutters folks! However, if you must, I definitely feel it necessary for the ones who enjoy their wallow, they should be in control.
You’ve now been knighted. Go and happily Crap some more! Just not near me.
Only if I get to ride the pony. And again, there must be evidence! Posteth me a ponyeth pictureth. Noweth pleaseth.
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Further I decree, it will be in the best interest of any future applicants to supply likely (and flattering) superlatives to the Overlord Bestower of Titles (me) regarding the Saint and Master Alice. Otherwise, I’ll have to speak to the baby Overlord of Everything Else about throwing you in the dungeon without any supper. Plus, it’ll make me warm and fuzzy and we all know that’s the desired outcome. Right?
Go and sin no more.
Asketh, and ye shall receiveth
:dubious: Interesting. So what title would you suggest for me?
Oh, wait, I’m to name a title for myself. I see.
I’ll get back to you.
Now what kind of Porn Czar would I be if I didn’t specialize in skinny guys with long black hair? Would the occasional appearance of eyeliner be allowable?
