You think you got it bad? I have dual UK/US citizenship so I have been fucked over twice. Stuck between a Trump and a Hard Brexit.
Finally! Someone to look down on
Better than a Hard Trump.
Which is why Melania hides the Viagra.
Well, you can’t compromise and come to Canada, so just put that shit right outta your head!
Move to California and support Calexit. You’ll have triple citizenship! You can stand on the shore enjoying a beautiful Pacific sunset and wonder how all those others to the east are enjoying life in the United States of Trump.
Are you kidding? You should be in heaven! If things go right, great! prosperity in both your lands. If things go wrong, even better! Just imagine all the “I told you so’s” you will have a right to for the next few years.
Win- win situation, if you ask me.
I don’t want to ever say that Trump was as bad as I thought he’d be. That would be an unsatisfying victory.