I don’t know Green Bean, he let Max Torque go.
But if that’s truly the case, I guess I just leaned over the chopping block.
kyle voice Hey…He killed Tequila!!.. You BASTARD!!!
<grumble> aint that just like a serial killer… bring a knife to a gunfight… Guess my evil ghost will have to haunt the place now.
I got it!! It’s Colonel Mustard with the Pipe Wrench in the Parlor!
umm… No!! Wait! Professor Plum with the Rope in the Sitting Room!
Or… um…
[sub]He’s behind me, isn’t he?[/sub]
I should also say that The SDMB Serial Killer is certifiably cuckoo.
True, but “Max Torque” is less obviously male than “Mr. Cynical.”
I am veddy veddy curious to see who goes next.
Oh please.
Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld here. Anyone that’s been popped by this wanker…hey, the beer and nachos are over by the steps to the First Circle. Just hang here with me, and I’ll get y’all back safely, 'mkay? 
I beg your pardon?!
Fortune smiles on Green Bean, Sue Dunhym and Eusebian. There will be no more bloodshed until some fresh meat enters the frey mwahahahaharrr
Oh, jeez. I really stuck my foot in it, eh, Max? I just meant that it was more likely that a female might take the name Mex Torque than Mr. Cynical. My apologies. Of course you are the manliest of the manly. 
Forgot to change my username. Anyway, to continue.
Persephone will remain safe.
inor don’s the fuschia thong and streaks through the thread
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that way, yelling
[animated Dudley Dooright voice]
Nel!? Nel!? Nel, where is the toothpaste??!!
[/voice]
I’m going to the kitchen for a soda. Anybody want anything?
I’ll be right back.
But first I am going to make out in the kitchen with then next guy who walks in, and then maybe we will venture into the dark basement with a flash light that has low batteries.
Um,
Just a thought, SDMB Killer er Voice of Reason…having more than one screen name is against board policy, I would gather you might wanna start your whining and groveling to the SDMB mods and admins pretty damn soon.
That’s one way to get yourself killed off the boards entirely.
Oh Voiceof… I MEAN, Mr. Killer, you’re a silly little nutty nutbag. Its a shame you can’t kill me. My impenetrable force field prevents it.
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[sub]!!!nnno[/sub]saeR fo ecioV ehT s[sub]'ti
Inor: Fortune Smiles. You will survive
Kricket: Fortune does NOT smile. You are now Victim number 7. <hands Kricket a dodgy flashlight and leads her down into the basement>
A recap
Victims who conform to my pattern:
Jeannie
Deb2World
Lsura
Mr. Cynical
Tequila Mockingbird
Kricket
Victims who guessed incorrectly and who may or may not fit the pattern:
Democritus
Survivors:
Dr_Paprika
Max Torque
Eusabian
Inor
Persephone
Green Bean
Sue Duhnym
Techchick68, I figured the mods wouldn’t mind if it was just in a game like this is. I don’t intent to use this username outside of this thread (although I have accidentally messed up once) so I hope they’ll overlook it. Thanks for the reminder though, I will ask permission in future.
Oh, and you’re dead by the way.
The killer then stalks sk8rixtx, he poises to strike, knife raised high in the air. He strikes but is propelled by some sort of impenetrable force field. Sk8rixtx lives.
ROFL! We just keep proving again and again that us Dopers aren’t that smart. 
Don’t worry, Zette screwed up being Santa in a few days. I think I screwed up Cupid the first day. And who was God? Nevermind that, keep up with the game. Great job. Too damn bad I had to die though…
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Wait a minute. I see the pattern here!
You don’t kill professionals, good, mis-spelled horses, disguised people, russians, goddesses, vegetables or spinning thingies?
Did I get it?!Did I get it!?
I know, he’s doing it completely at random, and we’re gonna go insane trying to figure it out, and that’s how he’s gonna make us go crazy!
Oh, I’m SOOO dead, it’s not even funny.
Damn…
[Famous Last Words/Stand]
Don’t mention him in your post!
[/Famous Last Words/Stand]