Too ______ to ____

As in

Too wet to plow
Too drunk to fish

Got any?

Too legit to quit, of course.

too kool for skool!

too windy to shovel gravel

too wet to dance

Too Drunk to Fuck, by the Dead Kennedys.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
They’re called the Ghostbusters and they’re in control.

Too Pooped to Pop (Chuck Berry)

Too Dumb to Live

Too young to know better;
Too old to care.

A story too good to fact-check.

(Subject of discussion in this Elections Forum thread.)

Too cold to snow.

*Out every evening, until it was light
He was too tired to make it, she was too tired
to fight about it *-Eagles

Too good to be true.

Too bad to be you.

Too big to fail.

My intuition says you’re two sizes too big to wear that tu-tu; try that tunic.

And now, too big to jail.

(No, it’s not just Rolling Stone that used that headline. Google around for the phrase; it’s an established meme by now.)

ETA: And speaking of banks, there’s this too: Too Crooked to Fail.

My personal favorite … Too Kinky to Torture. (TV tropes link, follow at your own risk)

There was also a parody called “Too Drunk to Swim” by a band called the Ted Kennedys.