For some reason I have to go get a cheesesteak right this very minute.
BRB…
Man, why didn’t I think of that??
Good one!
Zette
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Owwww… That is a bad one. (In a good way, of course.) Ug.
heads off, muttering to self
<< …I weigh twice as much as you, and I look good on the BBQ… >>
Why does this bring to mind the visual of sharpening one’s carving knife?
Tripler
I have my A-1 Sauce ready, tho. . .
Somebody (I don’t know who) should be fined for that.
It was a great pun.
That was awful. If the definition of ‘a great pun’ is ‘a pretty damned horrible pun, and a bad joke besides’ then I guess this is a contender.
Otherwise, it is mindnumbingly awful.
[homer]mmmmm, sacred cattle-mmmmmmm[/homer]
::winces:: that was horrid bad euty dog no biscuit 
I still hink really great puns was in the early xanth series and the callahan books by spider robinson
Aughhh!!!
Loved it.
Cows. I know the Masai aren’t really rich, but cows? Like an editorial I read on this commented, what would America do with 14 more of what we have millions of already?
Although if they make a drink out of cow’s blood and milk like the Masai on Survivor: Africa demonstrated, that would be interesting. The president probably wouldn’t like it…but that’s enough beating around the Bush. 
I’ve read better. One of my favourites was a headline in Time or Newsweek a few years back, over a review of the Burt Reynolds/Kathleen Turner film Switching Channels, a remake of the classic movie His Girl Friday, with the reporters shifted from a newspaper to a television station.
The title was WEAKENED UPDATE.
I’ve always had the sneaking suspicion the reporter deliberately panned the movie just so he/she could use that headline.