Thanks, 
pal
Avery Brook’s signature line would be like Danny Glover’s:
“I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Instead of Saving Private Ryan, we would have Saving Redshirt Ryan.
Or, have Enterprise NCC-1701E meet the Buggers from Ender’s Game.
James Doohan…butt naked!
Trek Dopers, what would you include in an R rated Star Trek?
We could start with a plot.
/runs away
Gah! Man, I leave for one second to make myself a Steak-umm sandwich, and right away my evil doppelganger is sowing chaos and discord. I’m starting to think that rooming together was a bad idea.
Of course, Kirk’s death scene was in Generations, not Nemesis. So don’t rush out and see the new movie thinking that you’re going to be able to watch Kirk somehow die again, because he doesn’t.
sob… death scene… Nemesis… sob…
I miss Data!
Malacandra:
Don’t worry…they have a spare.
You forgot that Data would be an android head without a body.
Hey, Terrifel, what took you so long to find The Dope where all the real Trekkers are? I like your input. Welcome aboard.
Has anyone got info on the new Enterprise episode? Is it gonna be another “wrap it up in the last five minutes,” or might they actually get rid of the T’Pol character?
If they do, maybe a real graphic rape/mutilation scene with long eared aliens from Planet X? Get it a MA-14 TV rating, wouldn’t it?
Oh, you too, Malacandra.
Look for our weekly Trek/Ent threads. (Some of these guys are really geekernauts, though)
Beware the Panda!
Yes, Data would be a head with no body who was madly in love with Geordi.
And GALS. 
I’m Geekalicious.
Here ya go:
http://www.startrek.com/news/nextonent.asp
Oh, I think they’ll fix her up, but I also think this episode will explain somewhat why Spock is so reluctant to do the mindmeld in TOS, in “Dagger of the Mind.” (speculation only)
Caught you, Viva…
A terminal disease would forever stigmatize her?
That is not logical… :dubious:
I think it’s an affliction known as…
Boobius Levitatus
You tell 'em, sister! Geek girl power! 
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Maaan, I hope they kill off T’Pol. She grates on my nerves sumthin’ awful. But of course, they won’t. They NEVER do what I want - I ask for one little naughty Decon scene featuring Trip and Archer, and what do I get? Nothin. Zilch. Make’s a person sick.
Oh, yeah - there’s another thing to add to the R-Rated Trek list.
Heh heh. Decon.
No, no, I mean “MAKES a person sick”!
Na’sty apo’strophe’s - go back where you came from!
Oh, I know all about Trek geek-gals. I went out with one back in the days when there had only been one Trek film * , and I even wooed her with an acrostic based on Trek trivia.
Unfortunately she didn’t look like Seven of Nine, or T’Pol, or Saavik, or Jadzia Dax, or… heck, not even like “Number One”. 
Still, one can’t have everything.
Right now I’m chuckling over the phrase “Star Trek Ents”, and trying not to pop the obvious gag about the captain’s log. Oops, too late.:smack:
Thanks for the welcome, and when it comes time to pick the Earth vs Vulcan “Boring About Star Trek” team, be sure to pencil me in
Apropos Data, the echoes of “Wrath of Khan” in the closing scenes of “Nemesis” weren’t lost on me. Still, the metaphysical implications alone are staggering.
( * Which should give you an idea of how old a git I am )
Oooh…!
What if T’Pol got accosted by the Ents in a very special Lord of the Star Trek?
Then, the Enterprise goes on a program of planet wide deforrestation to get her back.
She is unharmed, but her breasts are even bigger.
Hmmm…
NCB - I think that would qualify as harmed - think of the strain on the poor woman’s spine!