That’s not trolling. EastUmpqua clearly didn’t read/comprehend post #8 before responding to your post #17. That’s on EastUmpqua.
You posted an unnecessary wall of text. That’s on you. If you hadn’t jumped to the conclusion that EastUmpqua was trolling or monumentally stupid, you would have realized that you only needed one line:
“I was only talking about tipping for extra shit under the table”
~Max