Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

The Lunatic Theory thread has acted (thanks to Discourse’s automatic email notifications) as a Crackpot Summoning device. Both MANTRAPHILTER [is it MANTRA PHILTER or MAN TRAP HITLER? Was never set straight on that], he with his cutting-edge physics, and Jetblast & his Jimi Hendrix murdered-by-wine notion have been called back from the dark nether regions of the 'net. MANTRAPHILTER even insists that he is feeling much better now (but still fully holds to his pile of theories).

Darren_Garrison wonders out loud:

Did I do that?

Yes, you did. Now go into your corner and say 13 Hail Marys while self-flagellating yourself all the while. That applies to you as well, dropzone.

Frodo:

We know now what those lovecraftian characters felt when they opened gates they could not close and summoned powers they couldn’t control…