“Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me, but…”
That’s basically what I said when I reported it. At minimum it should be moved to IMHO.
That is basically what I said in my report- “Not appropriate for this forum, and too weak sauce for Penthouse Forum”.
He’s been suspended (I admit that I’m assuming gender, but I think the odds are in my favor).
And the thread has been cornfielded.
Yeah I hate that whenever I absent-mindedly work my hand up someone’s leg towards their crotch.
Dear SDMB Forum: I never used to think the stories you posted were true, but last week…
We have 20 Darth-somethings:
https://boards.straightdope.com/u?name=darth
and 2 Vader-somethings
https://boards.straightdope.com/u?name=vader
But no actual Darth Vader regardless of punctuation or spacing.
Huh. So why the 0000?
Do not ask the insane why they do the things they do. You won’t understand the answer. 
Perhaps he’s afraid of being sued by George Lucas for copyright infringement?
It is supposed to be pronounced “Darthvaderooooooo”, like a single Underoo.
Wrong and wrong.
There are four "0"s.
He’s DarthVader on four wheels. Could be a car, or a skateboard.
Or else that’s the combo to his luggage and he doesn’t want to forget it.
I’d sooner believe "oh"s are wheels than zeros are wheels. Ohs are rounder than zeros.
Maybe it’s like Dr. Who where each incarnation is numbered and he’s the zeroth Darth. The very, very, very zeroth Darth.
It’s Super Fine grade like for steel wool. Darth Vader Super Fine.
It’s self-deprecating humour.
0000 in unicode is the null character. He’s quite self-effacing and a humble guy.
Sure, I ordered the distruction of an entire planet and all inhabitants, but I couldn’t have done it without all you amazing Deathstar scientists, engineers, mechanics and admin support staff. You’re the REAL heroes!
One Darthvader down, 9999 to go.
But then we’ll have the Darth Vader 10K problem. What will that ten-thousand-first Darth Vader use for their user name? We need to put our Top Men on researching this problem immediately.
Maybe switch to hexadecimal?
You’ll get a Darth Vader FFFF which just sounds contemptuous.
We know Vader’s breathing sounds labored due to his life support equipment. I have to assume the FFFF is the sound of his less-labored-than-normal farting. No fricative, all smooth flow.