You get to do it again tomorrow.
Well, that’s something I guess.
This seems a lot like my day job.
Do you get prizes there?
This is where the piece of cake icon should come in.
Yeah.
He’s not trying very hard. Apparently getting caught is part of his fun.
Yellow and White Plastic Whistle? (Like Cracker Jacks use to have)
Ohhhh! I’ll take it!
Like this.
He’s already been banned and you people are just posting bad jokes for post after post! Do you realize what this is doing to the Official Success Rate™ of this thread?
Sometimes you just have to spike the ball.
Aaagh. You are driving the success rate even lower! As am I. How will we ever be able to defend this thread and the pit against the doubters this way?!?
I got chlamydia here once, but I think that was Third Prize or something.
He’s taken to claiming, on “another board,” that he isn’t really hiding at all and we’re all a bunch of idiots for thinking we’ve “caught” him. In other words, it’s the Pee-Wee Herman excuse:
I have no doubt he is here under another name already. I have my suspicions about a particularly prickly poster who joined us fairly recently, but since I’m not sure I won’t make an accusation.
Don’t be shy. Hints are always welcome.
I’ve already been told by a mod that my suspicion is probably not accurate. It may be a sock, but not that sock. So, since I’m probably wrong, I don’t think it would be fair to name anyone at this time.
I vote sock:
I believe you are correct.
I have looked at their oeuvre so far, and nothing about it seems particularly noteworthy, good or bad. They did apologize later about the “attack on the poster” part of this post. they didn’t get a warning because they are new.