No, they can’t. I used to try and start threads for them, but it never worked.
Or dead baby jokes.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
As much as I love babies, I could never eat a whole one.
What about an itty, bitty premature baby? Or a partially formed fetus? Say, three months, just after the heart beat (or whatever)?
Like a nugget.
Or a doggie treat.
Or a wafer thin mint.
I think you can just substitute baby in any recipe that calls for veal. Baby Scallopini? Baby Piccata? It’s win-win, you take care of the baby, and you avoid the cruelty of veal.
discobot, do you have a take on this?
Most likely
Uhh… would you care to share it?
Better not tell you now
Fair enough, thanks discobot!
…says discobot, chewing furiously.
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Thanks, discobot!
@discobot quote
The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure. — Eriksson
I’ll have to dig up my recipe for suckling long pig on a spit, served atop placenta cracklins with a blastocyst foam.
Is that why delicious human veal hasn’t taken off yet? Too many people fear failure?