Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

No, they can’t. I used to try and start threads for them, but it never worked.

Or dead baby jokes.

What is blue and sits in the corner?

A baby in a baggie.

As much as I love babies, I could never eat a whole one.

What about an itty, bitty premature baby? Or a partially formed fetus? Say, three months, just after the heart beat (or whatever)?

Like a nugget.

Or a doggie treat.

Or a wafer thin mint.

I think you can just substitute baby in any recipe that calls for veal. Baby Scallopini? Baby Piccata? It’s win-win, you take care of the baby, and you avoid the cruelty of veal.

discobot, do you have a take on this?

:crystal_ball: Most likely

Uhh… would you care to share it?

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

Fair enough, thanks discobot!

…says discobot, chewing furiously.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Thanks, discobot!

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@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure. — Eriksson

I’ll have to dig up my recipe for suckling long pig on a spit, served atop placenta cracklins with a blastocyst foam.

Is that why delicious human veal hasn’t taken off yet? Too many people fear failure?