Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

The BBQ Pit
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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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Oh, discobot, so coy!

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l am certain that…when the homo sapiens taste takes the galaxy by storm as it will…Crumb’s Crunchy Delights will be back at the top. McYaballow’s Fried Moonrat won’t know what hit them!

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What’s the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Babycakes

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Babysnakes

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One of these days, like a golem, Discobot is going to go and rampage on all of your asses.

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Discobot, are you going to go and rampage on all of our asses?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

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Can you promise that all of our various bodily parts will also be free from your rampage?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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@discobot Why a duck?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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Discobot, are you really lying to us to lull us into a false sense of security?
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: My sources say no

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Okay, that was funny.

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So… is invoking Discobot the new “posting recipes”?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

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Too early. Still having coffee.

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Discobot, do you drink coffee?
@discobot fortune