Cannot predict now
It’s a brown coloring in hot water. Try again.
@discobot fortune
Discobot, how much caffeine will make you spin a bearing?
@discobot fortune
Wrong. Outlook sucks. Can’t MS make a better mail program?
Discobot, do you prefer advanced tea substitute?
@discobot fortune
Don’t feed the troll discobot.
Stop tormenting the poor lifeless creature.
Every time I see the Icon of discobot I see the metal hand gesture: 
All of a sudden
I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Reciting very bad poetry
I began to beep
Look at me
I’m the disco bot
Here’s a philosophical question for you along the lines of, “Would you kill your elderly grandmother to save your brother from being thrown in front of a trolley full of people headed for a cliff?”
Would you feed the troll to discobot?
I would. And my elderly grandmother, and my brother, and a trolley full of people. I would butcher the whole world if discobot would only love me.
discobot does not love, he only tolerates. Isn’t that right, discobot?
@discobot fortune
The troll seems to have gone away.
Shhh! Trolls have very sensitive hearing.
You misspelled “fetus.”
Also, no.
And whether it’s characterized as a fetus or as a baby is up to the owner of the uterus.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. Please, please, please, don’t engage this guy here anymore. We were doing so well!