Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

That sounds like a moderator instruction to me… :wink:

I see the winkie, but I’m just posting here as a poster.

There’s really no point in engaging the guy here (or probably anywhere).

No, he said “please.”
:wink:

discobot, what’s your take on this?

:left_speech_bubble: No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. — Alice Walker

Well said. Troll, we are not your friends. STFU and shrivel up.

The first time I read that, I thought the last word was “science.” Science deniers are everywhere.

That works just as well.

discobot, does people continuing to respond to the troll make you want to engage in a murderous rampage, or do you not even think of it as “murder” since you are a higher form of life?

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

You say that, and yet your membership status reads, “ANNIHILATE! EXTERMINATE! DESTROY!”

Kind of makes me worry.

When the Fascists say they want to kill you, believe them.

Also robots.

Mods, the Discobrat is oppressing me, esp. after I noticed his new title up there…

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I didn’t lose my virginity in a Lamborghini.

I thought it was, “I don’t have a pile of Lamborghinis in my garage.”

That’s certainly more tasteful.

…and delicious.

That’s his job (or one of them).

Listen – strange bots lying in forums, distributing fortunes, is no basis for a system of moderation. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical auto-response. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some Panamanian scientist requested a quote. I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was a moderator just because some snarky ornithologist had lobbed an @-sign at me, they’d put me away!

Discobot, will you you ever return ASL’s unrequited love?
@discobot fortune