Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

The BBQ Pit
745

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

746

Oh, right, @discobot display help.

747

@discobot display help

748

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}

Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. {name-of-tutorial} can be one of: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: I begin with an idea and then it becomes something else. — Pablo Picasso

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

749

discobot, is agzem a troll?

@discobot fortune

750

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

751

discobot, can I take that a “yes”?

@discobot fortune

752

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

753

discobot ANNIHILATE! EXTERMINATE! DESTROY!

Where’s the annihilation? Where’s the extermination? Where’s the destruction?
All bark and no bite. :disappointed:

754

He is not programmed to respond in that area.

755

discobot, do you have teeth?
@discobot fortune

756

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

757

How about now?
@discobot fortune

758

:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

759

[this post has now self destructed]

760

Okay, discobuddy, but you still haven’t answered the man’s question about the teeth. What’s up with that?

ETA:

Who?

761

:left_speech_bubble: Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. — Albert Einstein

762

But discobot, what if a man is neither successful nor of value. Shall he have his own pit thread?

@discobot fortune

763

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

764

Thy will be done.