Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

Like rittersport

Hey guys how do i do that thing where i can call out rittersport. Just put a @ in front? I am trying start a conservative version of trolls r us. I call it troll mart. Pretty catchy huh? Kinda like toys r us and wal mart.

Anyhoo…

Your application to join my ignore list has been accepted.

I dont recall applying for…oh wait. I get it now

I am open to new ideas if you change your mind

Right? At least I got called out in the Pit for the first time. I must have done something to really piss this trock off. Probably asking for cites or something.

And about time too. Ritter Sport is one of my least favorite candies.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might have to Pit you just for that!

Well, anyway, more for me.

There’s no need to start a separate thread for conservative trolls - you are quite welcome here.

Well, just as welcome, I would say.

raventhief is now my new favoritest mod:

Yep, that was sweet.

Good thing we don’t have a poster named Circus Peanuts. (Or maybe we do?)

For those who haven’t noticed, not only is Terwilliger banned, but much of his oeuvre has been cornfielded. He was banned as a troll but I thought there was a distinctive aroma of sock about him.

Yes, but you’re a talking horse. Your tastes may not be representative.

Wait, are horses even able to digest chocolate? Or maybe only talking horses?

Holy shit! A talking dog!!

The talking dog is just a stalking horse to float the idea of a talking horse.

At least I’m a talking dog that knows that chocolate is bad for me.

One of my favorite jokes:

A horse walks into a bar and says “bartender, scotch on the rocks please!”

The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says “did… did you just talk?!”

“Yes I did, why?” said the horse

“Well, It’s just incredible! I’ve never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go get a job with the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills.”

The horse replies “Why? Do they need electricians?”