Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]

You know what Guin? In all the years of shit that you’ve taken on this board for being the board dumbass who only posts when she is sure what direction a pile on is going so she can chime in with the majority, I have never said one bad word about you. You should have taken the advice of one of your pile on buddies above and just left it alone, but you just had to jump in two fucking days after the whole exchange was over.

@Sunny_Daze had great advice for I Love Me, she said he should just take the abuse, because he was a big boy. Then, I Love Me could come crawling back later and ask the people that were pissing all over him for help. What kind of fucked up human being thinks like that? Apparently, you, @Riemann and @Sunny_Daze.

However, for women, the advice is apparently different. If you are a woman you immediately run off out of the thread, never to return, and gossip with other people thru PM to try to drum up helpers to pile on. What you are too stupid to realize is if you gossip or PM somebody, they are totally capable of talking to me or forward your PM to me. You are just too fucking obtuse to realize that people that will stab one person in the back will stab you in the back too. In case you hadn’t picked up on it over the years, Guin, a lot of people on this board don’t like you.

I Love Me has never had a fit over anything. He uses snark and sarcasm to try to get his point across. You know, the stuff you try but are too fucking stupid to understand. Have you ever read a Cecil column? They are full of the same shit, most of it meaner.

And no, he doesn’t need to chill, he’s just fine. Assholes who like to pit sick people over acronym use are the ones that need to chill. I mean it’s not like we don’t have racists of several races, self admitted rapists, rape defenders, misogynists, covid deniers, stop the steal believers, Antifa are commies fans, Trump is god fans, UFO believers, woo of all kind believers and just general offensive assholes to pit. Why pick someone who is right about his complaints? Because people, as usual, like to pick easy targets.

If all the self proclaimed Smartest People On The Planet can’t follow a simple acronym protocol that is used by magazines, newspapers, non-fiction books, any legit online news source, hell even fiction books, the problem lies with them, not with I Love You.

You better hope that we don’t have a poll on who should have to stay away from the board between you and I Love Me, because you would probably be off the board in 10 seconds flat. For some reason, most people don’t like smarmy little suck up gossipers. And that is exactly what you are.

And just cuz I can, much like you choose to piss on someone, I’m going to try to remember every way/ name people have used to describe you over the years. Remember, you can take it, you are a big girl. Fat, ugly, teeth like a rabbit, backstabber, loser, live in your parents basement at what, 40 years old?, should get a job, gossip, stop dressing like you are Alice In Wonderland, get a real life rather than reading about royals, get a real boyfriend/girlfriend rather than hoping to find a royal to marry, stay off the internet for awhile so you don’t rack up six digit post counts on every site in the internet, leave some room for someone else to post. Oh, and everyone is sick of being reminded that your dad owns a funeral parlor. Where apparently even he won’t even give you a job. Imagine that, a forty year old person who can’t get a job in the family business, not even slopping out the toilets at a funeral home.

Now remember, @Sunny_Daze says you have to take it cuz you are a big girl, and no complaining about medical stuff either because that doesn’t matter. Just suck it up.

See, I didn’t have to be mean to you just because you are an easy target( because you are so fat - get it?) and it’s the Pit. Like you, I chose to be mean to you just because it’s allowed in the Pit. Difference being, you deserve it because you opened your fat mouth two days after the conversation was over to back up a couple of scumbags who have a complete lack of empathy for another human being.

If I Love Me’s requests about spelling out acronyms were such an heretical offence before god to all you special people that he had to be pitted for them, how many of you motherfuckers have reported him over the years? Did all the mods say “yes, yes, he is the worst poster on the board please pit him so he will step over the line trying to defend him self from a dozen attackers so we can ban him.” Or did they say "He’s doing nothing wrong?

Why not pit all the fuckwads that “nitpick” an obvious typo, not a wrong word or atrocious spelling, a typo? Why not pit the long time poster that bumps years old threads with a link to a news story and the word “Bump”? Why not pit the poster whose entire contribution to the board are a bunch of just so stories that he always comes up on the top in? Oh, that’s right, they are well liked by many posters.

You do not have to be religious to follow the Golden Rule. It’s a very human thing to feel empathy and sympathy for another human. Lack of empathy shows a serious design flaw in you and is a symptom of those that develop sociopathy and psychopathy. And my therapy degree is much better than the Trump Online University one @Sunny_Daze seems to have what with her hurt them now, help them later plan. Just to give a simple example, so you and @Sunny_Daze have a chance of understanding. When Hitler was killed, 90% of the world rejoiced and felt no empathy at all for him. Because, well, he was Hitler. He massacred millions of people just because he thought they were inferior to him. Maybe you’ve seen picture books and had an adult explain this stuff to you. The whole cattle trains, work camps, death camps, mass murders, Zyklon B. This is a normal time to not feel empathy or sympathy for someone.

You and @Sunny_Daze chose to attack a middle of the road poster, who probably has never even drawn a mod note in all his years here, is sick from cancer and his cancer treatment drugs, has his immune system compromised so he can’t get a covid vaccine nor fight off covid if he gets it. Sometimes he is sick enough that it is difficult to post at all. The Dope was a big part of his life this year, he probably thought people here were friendly if not exactly friends. Then people like you had to come and piss allover him for absolutely nothing. Not only that, you seem to enjoy it and are amazed that people think you are nothing but dried cumstains on a porno theatre floor.

Getting annoyed by someone on a message board, where you can literally wipe his posts out of existence, seems like you are just looking for someone to take your anger on, which means the problem is you, not fucking acronyms. If your daddy, what does he do for a living again?, knew you posted shit like this about people on line he’d probably dock fifty cents off of your allowance. No ice cream bar for you this week!

I would also like to tell you and yer pal Satan @Sunny_Daze that’s it’s perfectly acceptable for you to apologize to I Love Me for being such assholes. There is no shame in admitting you were wrong. People do it all the time. (except for politicians, who are largely sociopaths)You don’t even have to do it publicly, you have both shown in this situation you know how to trade PMs with other Dopers. I’m sure he would accept a private apology from you. He probably won’t even forward it on to me like a few of your board “friends” did your PMs about me. That’s because he’s a nice person, and, well, you guys aren’t.

And, finally, aren’t you supposed to be some kind of church going christian type? Tell you what, why don’t you go to your priest/pastor/minister/cult leader and explain this story to them, as it happened in real life - not in your head -and have them write a little note to you with the advice they gave you. Then you can show it here so we know how you stand with your church teachings.