Trolls R Us Resurrections

What makes you think they aren’t still with us? Perhaps getting ready to post in this very thread…

“Banning is but a door. The forum is but a window. I’ll be back!” — The eternal sock.

I’m starting to think I’m a e-curse. In addition to the Inclusive Language Guide thread, another user got topic banned from an ATMB thread I started.

I don’t know what to say except that I will be checking out that ATMB thread,

If it makes you feel better, that ATMB topic ban was coming sooner or later anyway.

In Hawaii, and everywhere else on the planet, the English words “hello” and “goodbye” are two separate words. You can tell because they are of different lengths and are composed of different letters and sound differently when spoken and look different when read.

I would like to briefly explore this unhappy response of yours somewhat more in depth, if I may. Considering that your user profile is hidden, I advance the theory that you may be a humourless ornery sourpuss, possibly of the “you kids get off my lawn!” variety. I understand that accusing someone of lacking a sense of humour (or possibly, humor) is one of the most dastardly accusations that one can make in polite society. I therefore refrain from doing so, noting only that ornery sourpusses of the kind that have hidden user profiles tend, as a class, to be completely devoid of any detectable sense of humour. This is of course a generalization and should not necessarily be interpreted as any sort of calumny against your good self, the thought of which I assure you is the furthest thing from my mind.

Slurms MacKenzie would be appalled.

Grunka Lunka dunkety doo
We’ve got a friendly warning for you
Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis
The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you, folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dutt

A most unfortunate turn of events, I had hope for that one.


That is my absolute favorite song ever shown on Futurama.

Haven’t seen DT in a while. Maybe she finally fucked off?

Good point! Things have been much pleasanter lately.

I don’t think of her enough to notice.

I often think this, but then I notice people replying to her and realize she’s still around.

That said, she’s lately not the person who frustrates me most on her favorite topic. There’s a reason I said I had a bunch of ideas for threads but then never made them. It’s not worth the headache of dealing with posters who will technically not break the rules but still get the threads closed. Even now, I’m avoiding the specific word.

Last post was Sep 22, but last seen was 4 days ago. So she’s gone quiet, but still lurking. I know she hasn’t responded to being @tted in the Intellectual Dork Web thread.

Still, silence is golden, but she’s gone quiet, only to pop up again, before

Good thing we’ve got Summerday to take up the transphobic sealion act. The show must go on!

They were quite active for a bit in the JK Rowling thread, so I suppose it’s swings and roundabouts.

And no mention for the Bobble of Freshness for their “oh so honest” just asking of some simple and polite questions for the sake of “clarity”?

Wendell in the “In Praise of Older People”, roughly post 19. He can’t tell if a woman who had a hysterectomy is still a woman - won’t someone please help him?

Holy shit, that’s amazing stuff. And to think this site is free!

I responded, of course. There were like 24 jokes which came to mind, I only chose one, leaving the rest to y’all.