Holy shit, yes. That was my favorite thing.
“Look Talbot!”
I loved when you had the webcam view of Eric from the POV of “The Authoritah” and you’re expecting him to start making up some bullshit Eric-style excuses and sucking up, and instead he launches into this complicated description of Carpathia and historical Sweden and the Wehrmacht, etc.
Um, because the vamps needs humans to feed on?
It’s been pretty well established that Tru Blood will keep them alive, but that the vampires don’t particularly enjoy it very much, greatly prefer the real thing, and those who really subsist only on the Tru Blood are rather a pronounced minority (even Nan Flanagan, the vampire rights advocate who publicly claims to live only on Tru Blood was shown feeding on the thigh of a comely young lass when she was off camera).
Everything he said was the God’s honest truth too, which made it ironic that Nan thought he was full of shit.
Funny enough the decision by The Authority/Nan illustrates why you don’t complain to your superiors at work about someone. Even if you’re 100% right, the problem is you because you’re the one who brought the issue to them.
Can you imagine vampires willingly working in a factory for True Blood production? Or learning how to program computers and pave highways and maintaining the other things of human manufacture they enjoy?
Hmm. That’d be a good poll question, but personally I’d never want to be converted. I like the notion of immortality (though I suspect it would get old after a few centuries) but not of never seeing the sun again. A Twilight vampire wouldn’t be as objectionable, while of the sentient vampires (which discounts those from Salem’s Lot and other movies where they’re essentially zombies who drink blood) Anne Rice would be the worst (no sex and lots of whining cohorts). Buffy is roughly on par with True Blood.
PS- Forgot to mention the Claudine and Bill scene in the synopsis, but Bill went through the floorboards into Narnia somehow or maybe it was a dream. (What thinkest thou- dream or real?)
Sookie’s blood could be causing Bill to have the same dreams as her.
I’m sure there’s more to it than this, but a ‘fairy’ is a sparkly creature with a wand who puts a tooth under a kid’s pillow. Hangs out with Peter Pan. Grants you a wish (helps you go to the ball). ‘Faeries’ are supernatural beings and NOT all sparkly wish-granters waving wands.
Well, I liked Lafayette and Jesus The Morning After, lounging around in girly robes, saying things like “if I wanted to get rid of you about now, I’d start saying things like ‘help me check my mattress for ticks’ :p”.
I missed part of Russell’s TV rant. Am I to understand he’s angered at the human race because they’re destroying the planet? Does he want vampires to take over the world? Or what?
I don’t know that he’s angry at them, but he does want vampires to take over. I think he’d prefer to keep them more as pets…well more as food anyways.
I’m curious as to what he thinks he’ll accomplish by doing what he did. He just made life as a vampire much harder. ISTM that getting people to accept them would be a better way to start…now they’ll be hunted by a very angry human race. Even the humans who didn’t mind having them around might not be so happy anymore.
I think Russell (already planning something and insane with rage and grief over Talbot’s death) is intentionally starting a war whose goal is I think to subjugate rather than destroy humans. He wants to be king not of MS and LA but pretty much of the world- a mad-scientist type plan.
Trivia: Lauren Bowles who plays Holly is the younger half-sister of Julia Louis Dreyfus.
Seinfeld as vampires- now that would be an interesting show. They already have the detachment from humans down pat so I’m guessing they’d be more Russell and less Bill.
Wow. I knew they were related, but not that she was younger. Bowles is one of those who won’t give the year of her birth. I was trying to guess, but it’s kind of hard. She definitely looks like she was rode hard and put away wet, but I get the impression that she looks a lot older than she is.
Yeah, this was bizarre…then again, if you think about it, it actually kinda makes sense. I’m sure somewhere on the web there’s some anal-retentive fanfreak breakdown of the timeline of the show.
Yeah, according to Arlene, she’s only 2.5 months pregnant.
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ALL of that went down in 2.5 months?
Yeah, this is the part I have trouble with too. Both books 1 & 2 took place in the summer, but the 3rd book was set in December, so the timeline is compressed quite a bit from what I was imaging before the pregnancy thing made it clear that they’re not the same. I have no idea what the weather would look like in December there, so only the lack of Christmas decorations otherwise suggested “not December” to me.
So, about Russell, what do you think he imagines the reaction from the other vampires (not the Authority, or other royalty, but regular vampires like Pam, Jessica, or the doubly late Eddie) to be? Yeah, let’s join this crazy fuck and overthrow the humans! Or, let’s kill this asshole who is trying to rock the boat for all of us who just want to fit in? I’m sure there are some vampires of the former, but I don’t see most of them going along with his nuttery.
Loved the segue to the weather, though, no matter how mad his is:D
Sure. Most episodes start right where the previous one left off. It seems like summertime. We haven’t seen a Christmas or Thanksgiving. Andy got his cast in the middle of last season and it’s still on. There never seems to be a long passage of time between events.
The end of S2 picked up immediately from S1 and likewise for S2 and S3. So yeah, I’d say 2.5 months sounds about right. Which makes Sookie’s tearful “We’ll never have a life together” seem a little bit premature, really.