He has a bench of agents previously infected from his rallies. Perhaps they were with him.
He just wants to be back at the WH in time for the VP debate on Wednesday. You watch.
You call those “perfect ears”?
I’d be happy enough if he lived past the election and saw himself lose.
I saw the motorcade and assumed he was going back to the White House. Un-fucking-believable. Un-fucking-believable.
It’s like he watched a bunch of those videos of drive-by birthdays from last March and thought a stunt like this would be cute.
His greatest contribution will be as compost.
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out as fast as they possibly can retching the whole way.
I’ll be interested in hearing his supporters defend this.
His supporters don’t give a shit that children were taken from their families at the border, without noting who was with who, and never to be together again. I’m not interested in hearing what any of those fucking psychopaths think.
With tongue.
Ew.
Ever notice how quiet they get around here at selective moments?
Maybe it’s a long weekend in Moscow.
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I forsee that when Trump emerges from this, which he unfortunately will, they’ll be back bragging about how either this virus is such a hoax that it barely affected the con man, or that the con man is so strong that he beat the China virus. Or both. They’re fucking psychopaths.
Closely followed by a household member stumbling across this recipe:
I know I’m going to have to add a few things to my next grocery pickup order…
I’ve made one. It’s a bit much. Too sweet and all the competing flavors kind of drown each other out.
Love the name, though!
Ha! Serves you right.
(Snapping fingers and pointing at @Robot_Arm…)
Too right, mate. 
The beauty of being really stupid is that the things they believe don’t have to make sense.
Those guys all fellate him enough. Can you catch Covid that way?