Trump is dying

punk band name?

I like it!

First album is called “Piss Off”.

I’ve always liked the phrase “it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on”.
(semi related: “There’s a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool”)

I am going to remember that.

“Did you pee in the toilet?”

“No, I stood next to it when I urinated.”

“Mr. Jones, we’re going to have to ask you to stop urinating in the pool.”

“But everyone pees in the pool!”

“Not from the diving board, sir.”

The playlist kind of writes itself.

In the snow.

:laughing:

Rumours in twitter/bluesky that Trump is in Walter Reed…

Damn-- don’t tease like that!

(Heads to Google to search like mad…)


BlueSky is fizzing with rumors…no confirmation. But there’s this:



And this comment:

Rumour has it that Trump’s at the Walter Reed Hospital for his monthly replenishing of intravenous embalming fluid.

It’s probably just rumors, like the last 20 times, but a hobbit can dream…

Rumors apparently started when Trump’s staff suddenly announced he would not be making any more public appearances today, which implies he would not be playing golf this afternoon. Apparently, for him not to play golf today is surprising.

Assuming he’s still infesting this world, we should expect to see him, next time we do see him, wearing a glove. Or else a really thick slab of makeup. (Odds are he will have had whatever treatment it is that requires he be infused through the back of his hand.)

Everytime I hear or read the words “Walter Reed,” I get a real strong hankering for champagne. It’s almost pavlovian.

I can just see the chapters in future academic tomes: The Trump Era: Rewiring American Brains.

If only him not existing any more would stop many millions of Americans, and hundreds of millions of others, being total arseholes bereft of any empathy or understanding. Not realistic and overly simplistic thinking.

Has someone here claimed that?

I don’t know, I’ve not read everything. But I think that the idea Trump disappearing will change much is optimistic to say the least. He’s just one person (albeit a deplorable one).

I’m eager to try it.

That is god damn funny!