Nobody will ever have seen an autopsy report like it!
I’d like one of those exoskeleton things.
Well damn! I think we just found something I can agree with Trump on. 
Strong men will go up to the slab with tears in their eyes (whether from his normal stench or formaldehyde) and say, “Sir, I’ve never seen a healthier corpse than you!”
I thought the same thing and almost made the same post last night. Great minds …
But it appears Cheney’s mechanical heart was working fine when the rest of him died. So not quite the example we’d hoped for.
Regarding the exoskeleton, I dunno. The guy in the clip says Trump’s ego would like this because it would make him appear stronger. I disagree, I believe his massive ego wouldn’t let him wear it. He doesn’t need something that makes him ‘appear stronger than he actually is’, because his massive ego already believes he’s stronger than he actually is.
My vote is on it being a diaper and/or some kind of ostomy bag (but aren’t those typically taped to your leg?).
The heart rejected him
Who wouldn’t? 
I think you’re right. It would be like wearing lifts in his shoes to make him appear taller than he actually is.
I see you shiver with antici
…pation. (Tim Curry tribute)
Even with an autopsy pinpointing cardiovascular issues, Trumpites will be loath to accept any natural causes for his death. Conspiracy theories will be rampant, not counting the conviction that COVID vaccination must have been responsible.
Trump is a deeply insecure man. He does his best to project the image of a strong. Indefatigable God among men, but he does so because he’s afraid others will see him for the weak man he is. We’re talking about a man who makes ridiculous claims about his weight, cheats at golf, appears to wear lifts, etc., etc. He would absolutely use anything at his disposal to project an image of strength.
He also slathers on orange paint because he thinks it makes him look younger than he is and he’s been caught more than once wearing some variety of hairpiece.
He’s all about optics and he thinks these things make him clever even though anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see through the delusions.
That doesn’t confirm he’s wearing an exoskeleton of course, but he’ll definitely cheat his appearance and assume no one can tell the difference.
He is certainly all about that gender-affirming care when it comes to himself.
So gender-affirming care is like mail in voting? It’s okay when a Republican does it.
When he snuck off Air Force One and flew on a different plane, I wondered what would have happened if AF1 had been shot down. Imagine if that had happened, everyone assumes Trump is dead, then someone shows up and says “Hi, I’m alive; I snuck off the plane on a catering truck.” The conspiracy theorists would have gone berserk.
Trump needs makeup and an exoskeleton to hide that he’s actually a lizard.
I would have gone berserk. It would be like cancelling Christmas.
something, something … Worst Possible Answer to the Trolley Problem, blah, blah, blah.
All sales would be final on the flagpole extenders needed to fly flags above full staff.
I dislike this thread title. I forget about it, and every time I see it my heart does a little pitter-pat until I realize this thread is a year old and he’s not really dying. sigh…