Trump is dying

Yeah, I hear ya. But consider that he’s a year closer to the end than he was when the thread started. So there’s that.

It gives me hope in the mornings. I’ll take what I can get.

Today I saw a car with various political activist bumper stickers. Local dark horse candidates, Vote Yes on Proposition 4, etc.

But one was noteworthy and thread-relevant.

STILL LIKE TRUMP?
Stay back 500 feet
I don’t trust your judgment

I chuckled.

I’m dissecting a man
With dyed hair and a fake tan
Who has been the cause of all our…
Tension.

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Yeah but seriously there will be so much chatter about what REALLY killed him, and like they said you know if he lives to be 100 the wahoos will still insist he died because of the poke.

As are we all. At least those of us who haven’t been featured in this thread.

I always assume there’s a typo in the title. The d should be an l.

I only want to live long enough to see him go before me. Too bad Dolly and Tim Curry didn’t have that satisfaction.

True that. In fact I feel sorry for anyone who dies before him. At 71 and diabetic, I feel my chances are about 50/50.

I wonder what the genetic factors are in his lineage? Googling, Fred Trump lived to be 93 years old. That’s not encouraging.

Yeah, but Fred was only a racist asshole. I’d bet he didn’t treat his body as badly as old Donnie 2-Scoops treats his.

It’s that genetic longevity (plus his mother, who lived to 88) that maybe has allowed him to live this long. Long-lived parents is no guarantee of anything. If nothing else, there are falling pianos around that might take him out – he’s made himself such a cartoon, it would only be fitting.

Knowing our luck, he would walk away from it, bouncing up and down like an accordion.

Maybe if you rigged up the piano to explode when he plays the high note in “Those Endearing Young Charms”….

His fingers are too short, and he would play the wrong note.

Yosemite Sam will show him how to do it right.

I hear Iran has a hit out on Barron, and we know Drumpf was hiding from them in the catering cart. He should take care of himself…

Now this I had not heard:

I have a feeling that Trump’s attitude towards his children is similar to Kasper Gutman’s: “Well, if you lose a son, it’s possible to get another.”

My gut tells me that there’s a pretty short list of Things Up With Which Melania Simply Will Not Put.

Losing her child … because of DJ Trump … I’m going to guess is fairly high on that list.

If you recall, Abbey Bartlet was furious with Jed after Zoey’s kidnapping because she believed the abduction was direct retaliation for Jed’s secret order to assassinate a foreign official.

The loss of his youngest child may not elicit a normal human reaction in DJ Trump. I’m not sure. But he’s rumored to be terrified of Melania.

She knows a lot.

And he knows that there’s no emotional connection that would keep her from spilling it, were she to be so motivated.

If she starts down that road she needs to avoid standing near open windows.

I can’t imagine what she could possibly spill that’s worse than what we already know about him. And nobody cares about any of that stuff.