I bought a bottle of Goldschläger once, in my 30s. That’s what it tasted like. The flakes of gold were just trumpery.
In your guts, you know he’s nuts.
That’s the only version I ever heard. @penultima_thule 's version, that is.
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I don’t get it.
The “countdown” part of the LBJ “Daisy” ad from 1964.
Ah, OK. I remember that now.
Maryland now has a state shark. What if…
No.
No-no.
Too…AUSTRALIAN. (LINK)
el donald is not much of a swimmer but golfers in Florida sometimes see alligators.
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-golf-course-giant-alligator-viral-video-tik-tok
How dare anyone or anything get in the way of the chosen one?
If 45/47 had gone into the surf at Cheviot Beach that early afternoon in Dec-67 you would have lost half his security detail with him.
Then skip out on the check! 
I dunno. Seems a little on-the-nose…
It is what He would do,
It’s about time this thread came back to life!
As long as he hasn’t snuffed it yet…
Trump will die of bird flu. See, Trump knew that Americans are superficial, and a trivial thing would decide the election. So he had chickens infected with bird flu, so there would be fewer chickens and, critically, fewer eggs. With a depleted supply of eggs, prices rose. Trump seized on the expensive price of eggs, campaigned on it, and won the election.
But by some accident, he will become infected by the very variant he caused to be unleashed.
(If anyone repeats this, then you can say, ‘People are saying…’ 
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Maybe
The website linked below is run by a doctor who’s interested in presidents’ medical histories and has written an 800 page book on Lincoln. He thinks that Trump has a lot of symptoms of systemic amyloidosis, which can cause heart failure and indirectly affect brain function, mental acuity and attention span:
President Donald Trump.47: Health and Medical History
He notes that Trump’s medical reports show that he has untreated anemia, which could be caused by the systemic amyloidosis:
Is it too much to hope that it’s excruciatingly painful?
That’s all well and good, but medical diagnoses from people, even doctors, that don’t have access to the patient aren’t worth the electrons it takes to display them,