Trump is dying

I just asked Gemini “Is Donald Trump in cognitive decline?”

I got 3 pages of content. Yes it discussed it. Even commenting Trump “boasts” of being healthier over all than he possibly can be.

It did contain several paragraphs of what cognitive decline looks like. So lots of speculation.

It discussed Trumps weird speech patterns and forgetfulness. And the shuffling gait. Bruises.

Not sure if Gemini is the same as Google AI. That’s my cognitive problem, tho’.

Um… I forgot.

I’m trying to figure out a good punch line for that, but Um… I forgot is good.

If you mean trump, he’s not past enough, and not soon enough.

I may not be up to speed here but, hasn’t he disappeared from public view for days a time. Twice, I think, in the last month.

Would this be Renal Dialysis or something like tha?

Dialysis is multiple times per week so it’s not that.

When I had chemo it was on a three week schedule that knocked me out of functioning for several days of each cycle so maybe….? Except it didn’t involve the sort of bruising we’re seeing, BUT I wasn’t on blood thinners and maybe….

It could probably be a bunch of things. We certainly don’t have full access to all relevant information so we really are just throwing darts at a target.

I think if it was dialysis it would get out.

Well unless they installed a private dialysis thingy.

Still someone would have to install it. A nurse or dialysis tech would be needed. It would be known in days not weeks or months.

Is there nothing in the constitution that requires the Prez’ actual medical conditions be reported to someone?

Seems a little haphazard to not have it. For reasons.

Trump has released “medical reports” in the past. I use scare quotes because these reports are obviously not actual medical reports, They’re full of the usual Trump lies and narcissism, claiming that he’s the healthiest president the country has ever had.

NPR: Doctor: Trump Dictated Letter Attesting To His ‘Extraordinary’ Health

Bornstein’s admission comes as he also tells NBC that a longtime personal bodyguard for Trump, along with a top lawyer at the Trump Organization and a third man, conducted a “raid” on his office on Feb. 3, 2017, in which they seized the president’s medical records.

Bornstein told the network: “They must have been here for 25 minutes or 30 minutes. It created a lot of chaos.” He said he felt “raped, frightened and sad.”

Surely there are no medical issues that Trump is trying to hide.

Why Yes! You bury it in the ground and you see what comes of it.

It is…

Summary

[Spoiler]A Holly Bush…! ( Don’t try to grab it now…)[/Spoiler]

We won’t even know when he actually dies. Oh, they’ll get around to it. Two weeks maybe? I’m envisioning an SNL skit “Weekend At Donnie’s”. White House staff pushing him around on an appliance dolly.

The malignant simpleton has been dead inside for decades

No Hall of Presidents at EPCOT (it’s at the Magic Kingdom).

EPCOT does have, however, “The American Adventure,” in which various famous people are rendered in Audio-Animatronics and move about the stage saying and doing inspirational things. I’d find it inspirational if they’d add a figure of Donald being rebuked and admonished by Ben Franklin and Mark Twain, who are the hosts of the show.

Attendance figures would soar!

Seems like a reasonable addition. It’s a national security issue, after all.

(We might also wisely add some kind of term limits or age limits (or both!) for Supreme Court Justices.)

Trump is dying

It’s…

White House has a fuckin’ bowling alley! You don’t think they got a Vampire Chair?

I’m pretty sure the bowling alley was scrapped. Or maybe it was the swimming pool.

Anywhoo…yeah there’s a vampire in there. Trumpula.

Say It Ain’t So!

And the Alamo don’t have no basement.

  1. He has chronic venous insufficiency, which contributes to exhaustion.
  2. Even in his first term he executed the office in the laziest possible way, staying in bed until noon.

I wouldn’t rule out other health conditions because he’s a pig who has never exercised. But all of this could be ready explained by the fact that he’s 79, he’s tired, he’s always been extremely lazy, and for one reason or another he’s not thinking about keeping his numbers high for reelection.

By that last bit, I mean that Trump believes that either the fix is in for all of his future elections, or the fix is in for any future legal cases against him, or that he simply suspects that he may not last that long. Either way, the future isn’t his problem anymore, so he doesn’t need to put in the hours.

So my guess is just that he’s purely a worn-out, lazy man who doesn’t give a fuck anymore. (Of course there’s the constitutional prohibition against him running for a third term, but he likely doesn’t see that as an obstacle).

DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!

CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he’s not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I’m not!

CART MASTER: He isn’t?

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He’s very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I’m getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.

CART MASTER: Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don’t want to go on the cart!