[Emphasis added.]
Maybe he needs to snort more Adderall. Lots more, to give him that extra pep.
And maybe some redbull. Maybe 15-20 a day outta do it. Give you the energy to get up and do what needs to be done..
Ain’t no drink or pill can fix that much broke.
At least in his first term he’d have an official schedule with an item or two that might be official business, interlarded with many “Executive Time” blocks. Now not even that.
He believes the body is like a battery. You were born with a certain amount of energy and if you excercised you were wasting it. If his theory is correct, he should have plenty left. I guess we’ll see.
‘I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.’ – Neil Armstrong
Of course, Trump is no Neil Armstrong.
Maybe he’s stripping batteries out of Happy Meal toys…?
I can probably rig up a recharger.
Fix it or die trying. I leave it as an exercise which I’m rooting for.
He’s also trying to fight against the commies coming to sap and impurify his precious bodily fluids.
I thought he voluntarily provided urinary fluids to commies? (With the assistance of a professional woman in a hotel room.)
Urine is not precious. Blood, sweat, and tears, and well…semen, are the precious ones. Golden showers are well…golden.
So to Trump, they’re the Bestest?
24K Be Best!
Purity of Essence = Peace on Earth
A direct route to the Nobel PP.
Well, today was a disappointment, but I’m still holding out hope for October 10th. Natural causes, to be sure.
Just to add to the compendium, Hemingway believed that a man had a finite number of orgasms.
Which would put a thinking person off wasting them on strangers. But since no one knows the hour of his death, and it would be a shame to die with a surfeit of irredeemable shots on the chamber…
OPE Other Peoples’ Excretions
Per day, certainly. Once you get past five, nothing but a puff of dust comes out.
But over the course of a lifetime if there is such a limit, it’s a very high number. Or so I have heard.
