Damn cats ruin everything.
Psychologist session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Psychologist: And how does that make you feel?
Philosopher session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Philosopher: The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion, and men who have religion and no wit.
Terrorist: I kill you!
Religious leader session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Islam leader: Sez you!
Christian leader: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Jewish leader: Oy vey!
Buddhist leader: All part of the cycle of life.
Hindu leader: That’s bad karma.
Scientologist leader: I can see we’ve got a lot of engrams to work through before you’re clear. I’ll need your credit card number.
Voice of Inspector Clouseau:
Ah, the War on Terrorism. Yes, yes. Listen to me, Francois, and you will learn something. I enlist ze psychologist. I bring in ze philoso-pheure. I call all ze religious leaders on ze pheune. And before you know it, the War on Terrorism is solv-ed!
I really thought our current President had better speechwriters than that mess of an OP indicates.
It’s the sneer that does it. Politically active conservatives certainly have that down. Get enough people to sneer a common word in derision often enough and an innocuous word becomes a political attack. A warrior for social justice is a bad thing? Black lives don’t matter? Sweden’s political ideology makes it a hellscape?
He’s never coming back to the thread, is he? I really wanted to know what he was trying to say. 
Of course not, he’s a busy guy. He’s got another 10 months of running a country. Duh.
Because Hell is in Norway not Sweden.
It’s a kind of Japanese mushroom, I believe.
I thought the OP was very clear. I’ll spell it out for you. Bernie Sanders is going to be elected, and at around the same time, for some reason that I admit I can’t exactly follow, rich people are going to be sitting in corners clutching one-dollar bills and crying. In this connection the OP laments that he “cannot in any logical assumption agree with any republican aside that Hillary has anything to offer to our society”. Left unstated, but clearly implied, is that the bone hogs be glamming on the mizzen masts, and the corn pones be it. The existentialist dilemma is palpable.
Also, the War on Terrorism can be “solved” – here you have to forgive a somewhat tortuous linguistic aberration – by enlisting some mental health professionals and religious nuts, and that’ll fix it all up.
This seems extremely clear to me, aside from why all the rich people are crying and why they only have one-dollar bills and have to sit in corners. But otherwise, how hard is this to understand? Are you some kind of hardcore socialist? I bet you are.
I started huffing paint tonight and that shit is fucking rad. Also, Trump all the way.
I eat socialist paste. hangs head
Oh please, who are you trying to fool here? As the Republicans have very carefully explained over the last month or so, the President doesn’t have any duties or powers in the last 12 months of his second term.
Perhaps he meant “shitaree”, meaning “the entirety”, as in “I read the whole shitaree, and I am now dumber than if I had not.”
Crap. Busted.
Horrorshow. Truly horrorshow.
-Your Humble Narrator
I sure picked a bad week to quit heroin.
This is a U.S. election. They are probably going to Hell, MI.
You already know as much as he did.