Trump over Sanders/shittary (in battle of lesser evils)

[Superdude]

@Knowed_Out

Psychologist session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Psychologist: And how does that make you feel?

Philosopher session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Philosopher: The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion, and men who have religion and no wit.
Terrorist: I kill you!

Religious leader session
Terrorist: Death to America! Death to Israel!
Islam leader: Sez you!
Christian leader: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Jewish leader: Oy vey!
Buddhist leader: All part of the cycle of life.
Hindu leader: That’s bad karma.

Pedro Cerrano: I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

[kayaker]

@tomndebb

This is a U.S. election. They are probably going to Hell, MI.

Hell, Michigan never ran with my suggestion that they hook up with Pat Benetar, build a high-tech playground, and promote it with Hell Is For Children.

[Smeghead]

Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful.

[74westy]

How about Shitlery? Would that be mixing metaphors?

[Fear_Itself]

@Smeghead

Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful.

Oh god, I think you are right.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Barack_Obama

Educate me on this

I’m a professional educator, but this strikes me as wasted effort.

[umop_ap_sdn]

@tomndebb

You already know as much as he did.

Moreso, I dare say.

[Sunny_Daze]

@Smeghead

Oh, wait. “Shittary” is supposed to be “Hillary”??! I must have read that a dozen times over a week or so without making the connection. That’s the worst derogatory attempt at a nickname I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s just awful.

Heh. That was the only thing I understood from the entire OP.

[Voyager]

@Little_Nemo

Scientologist leader: I can see we’ve got a lot of engrams to work through before you’re clear. I’ll need your credit card number.

Mormon Leader: What are your ancestors’ names again?

[elucidator]

Existential extortionist: To continue living is a choice we make even if we refuse to make it. But if you do decide to continue living, you better give us your money.