Maybe you don’t, pal. But this here’s America, and if you don’t like it, you can just stay here!
I voted Canada, but it’s a country I’d be happy to live in regardless of Trump. Most likely, I will hunker down.
My wife was born and raised in Panama, but she has no interest in moving back there.
It still boggles me that this obnoxious guy can just barefaced, out-and-out lie in such an obvious way and a large number of people actually think he’d be a good President. I didn’t have a great deal of faith in humanity before, but it’s mostly gone now. This election should have been written by Voltaire.
Honestly, THAT is not so puzzling to me. I see a historic record of voters being quite willing to give a pass on blatant lies and grating personality if they otherwise like what they hear.
Never to this extent. Every other sentence is a lie, and not a subtle one.
Running won’t do any good, he’ll pretty much wreck every nation on the planet. Worldwide economic collapse and multiple major wars does that kind of thing.
I’m moving into the White House with Trump and be BFFs. The first order of agenda we have is to start WW3 and throw every brown person in prison. It’s gonna be fun.
I’m thinking Easter Island now. I don’t have the money for a Mars shot.
Thailand will get a surge in American refugees regardless of who wins. I’ve seen such upticks after just about every election in the past couple of decades but especially so when a new Potus takes office.
I’ll still be home. Where else am I going to get a Giordano’s stuffed deep dish pizza, a Vienna Beef hotdog and a good time (besides Las Vegas…we’re still talking USA though, so it wouldn’t matter.)
Mars sounds good, with Tahiti as a close second. My original plan was the Philippines, because my wife has family and property there (and most speak passable English while I learn Tagalog), but they went and elected Duterte, a President who might, in comparison, actually make Trump look presidential. Costa Rica is higher on my list than Tahiti; both Canadian and Russian (Snowden) winters are off the table.
Then I wake up, hunker in place, and start doomsday prepping. I’ve got a big, dry basement and attic. Next up, reinforce doors, windows, and first floor walls. Step three, mine my postage stamp sized Queens, NY front yard. Hmmm, maybe I should do that last one no matter what. 
I moved back to the USA from China because I suspect that Trump might win!
Actually, that’s not true, but I expect that he’ll be impotent and so I’m not worried about a Trump presidency at all. I’m more worried about the scary clowns.
In Happyland.
[Billy]You gotta believe me, Mandy. The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil. They wanna be the dominant species on the planet, and they’ll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!"[/Billy]
Trump up by two points. Have you started packing or hoarding?
So the rest of the world is “xenophobic” too?
Right here in Houston, enjoying the boom in the economy.
I already live in Thailand which is close enough to Tahiti so I picked that. In the unlikely event of a Trump victory I will stock up on popcorn and enjoy the spectacle while hoping he doesn’t start a nuclear war or a global economic crash .
I’ll give you one thing , a Trump presidency would be many things , but it would never be boring and there would be a certain grim pleasure in being able to watch it from a distance , mostly unaffected .
I’ll be safe until next next year. After that, perhaps I can bunk with Leet the Wonder DogTM 