Two tough questions

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I just got this in an email forward & thought i’d share it. Please follow the directions.

>QUESTION 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
>had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were
>blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
>would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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>Read the next question before scrolling down to the
>answer of this one.
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>QUESTION 2: It is time to elect a new world leader,
>and your vote counts. Here are the facts about
>the three leading candidates:
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>CANDIDATE A: Associates with crooked politicians, and
>consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses.
>He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
>day.
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>CANDIDATE B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
>until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart
>of whisky every evening.
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>CANDIDATE C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a
>vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer
>and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.
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>Which of these candidates would be your choice?
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>Decide first, no looking, then scroll down for the
>answer.
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>CANDIDATE A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
>CANDIDATE B is Winston Churchill
>CANDIDATE C is Adolph Hitler
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>And by the way - if you answered yes to the abortion
>question, you just killed Beethoven.
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>Pretty interesting isn’t it. Makes a person think
>before judging someone.

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Seen it.

IIRC, cutting and pasting from e-mails are frowned upon, too . . .
Tripler
Sorry, bub.

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(yawn)

Not really. If you have the charisma to be a great leader, you’re gonna get laid a lot. And most vegetarians are fascitsts, after all. Sounds like a typical e-mail forward.

You know the one about the little girl with cancer who wants to “live on in her e-mail” is STILL out there? I just got it again today.

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Yawn. Get your facts straight before you post glurge. Then don’t post it anyway.

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm

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It would really truly be in everyone’s best interests if everyone would just get it through their heads that 99.9999% of all e-mail forwards are shit.

jayjay (which is apparently a restatement and intensification of Sturgeon’s Law…)

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OUCH!..that must be sort of a burn…I hate e-mail forwards…

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Alright… but why do you all act like the OP is a loser or such because he asked the question. He came looking for facts to an email he thought fishy. Why must you act like HE’S the fuckup just because YOU’VE seen the forward before? Thats so rude.

It makes me feel :o for the board.

Not every question that you know the answer to is a stupid question. Isn’t that why were supposed to be here?

Sorry about the hijack.

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…alright I might be overreacting a bit… but still.

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Well there is his/her user name :wink:

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I missed the part where he thought it was fishy and asked for the facts.

Nope, still don’t see it.

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The response would be un-warranted - if this were posted in GQ.

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Damn, 20 years ago when I heard the first one it was Mozart we’d killed.

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Moderator’s Notes: That’s enough.