When they find the angel and riot against scientific buildings, someone throws a petrol bomb into the ‘robotic institue’ and a robot comes out on fire saying
‘why, why was i programmed to feel pain’
Such a funny line!, i laughed so hard when i first heard it
Best audience gag:
At the very end of Who shot Mr Burns 1 Dr Hibbert says;
‘this is a mystery, i can’t solve it, can you’ - and he points at the
screen. Then cut to Chief Wiggam saying;
‘well i’ll give it a go, sure it is my job’! - Classic!
and i’ll second Homer imanging his life if he robbed the qwicke mark daydream before realising hes driving home.
Homer finds an overdue library book and reads the story of the Fall of Troy. As King Priam (played by Ned Flanders) accepts the gift of the wooden horse, Priam says:
“Now, throughout history, when people get wood, they’ll think of Trojans”.
Best comic book guy line
“Please do not bang your head on the display case, it contains a very rare Mary Worth, in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.”
best comic guy line:
100 Tacos for a 100 dollars- ‘adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.’
best ralph wiggum:
poison berries- ‘they taste like burning…’
best groundskeeper willie (tie):
‘there’s nae a beastie alive that can out run a greased scotsman.’
‘i was wrestlin’ wolves when ye were still at your mothers teat’.
Best Homer Drunk Moment
Marge reading a postcard Homer sent from the Duff brewery in Capitol City, "“Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here . . . (indecipherable). . . .five dollars, get outta here.”
Wasn’t Henry Kissinger in there too? I love that episode. Bleeding Gums was killed off because Ron Taylor, who voiced him, was dying of cancer. He was a respected Broadway actor who won a Tony for “Ain’t Nothing But the Blues.” Now, back to the OP:
Best Otto moment: At the mall, walking out of Stoner’s Pot Palace “Man, I can think of two things wrong with that sign.”
Best Comic Book Guy line: While eating marshmellow peeps “Oh, if only real chicks went down this easy.”
I think you are thinking of two different waffles. The waffle mistaken for God was not the one wrapped around butter. That was Homer’s patented space age (out of this world) moon waffle, which was Mmmmm…fattening. If you want to make one here’s how:
Homer’s Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles
ingredients:
1 package of caramel squares
2 cups waffle batter
1 bottle liquid smoke
1 stick of butter
instructions:
place caramel in the waffle iron
pour on waffle batter
add liquid smoke to taste
cook thoroughly
take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it
place it on a toothpick and serve
Anyhoo, here’s another contender for best song
when Lisa talks to Paul and Linda McCartney on top of Apu’s Kwik-e-mart. Paul asks if Lisa would like to hear a song
Lisa - “Oh yes please!”
Paul -“Take it away, Apu!”
Apu starts singing some indian music.
Not really best song but really funny nonethless.
Best guest appearence scene
The monorail ep when Leonard Nimoy is on the monorail
“A solar eclipse: the cosmic ballet goes on”
The guy sitting next to him yells out
“Anybody want to switch seats?”
