Kindly consider this to be a criticism. Thank you.
Lib,
Please consider this to be a request for elucidation. Thank you.
OK, what? You’re welcome, I guess.
Worst. Rant. Ever.
Shortest rant?
Hey, if this is a parody, please provide a link to the original!
Ummmmm…Beer!
Favorite quote from 5th grade social studies: “Oh, that Nick-o-lie Lennin! He’s a dirty-bird!”
You ruthless bastard!
Please consider this to be a rebuttal of Libertarian’s unfair, unwarranted criticism.
That’s tellin’ 'im.
Kwyjibo, I think the shortest rants are the ones the hamster gets.
Consider this a knee-jerk reiteration of the truth that everything Libertarian says is wrong, hence his criticism of UncleBeer is wrong too.
BTW, this princpiple applies even when Lib is saying complimentary things about me, which he has several times lately. None of those things are true.
And you can believe me, because I never lie, and I’m always right. 
And Lib - I’m expecting you to drive up to DC for Tris’ massacree, so we can march, shoulder to shoulder, as we stand for our totally divergent ideals. 
Libertarian kindly consider this an official request to MAKE A FUCKING POINT!
In the 00’s, free market capitalists will have robots to make repetitive pithy comments for them.
You’re welcome . . . I guess.
And in the interests of avoiding any misunderstandings, I’m not the person who locked this thread. The log shows that Euty did that whilst I was typing my reply above.