36" Nuclear dildos.
Crusty Christ Come! That’s terrifying!
Can I join? Um . . . what I can do . . . well, my neck is really neat, and I’ll wash it for you tonight if you like.
I’m also a really good listener. And look at my sig line for further . . . talents, if nothing else, I dunno. I can lure the occasional unsuspecting girl/woman to your VAM.
Sorry, meant VAN, not VAM.