Upsides to the Trump Presidency! Here are mine, what are yours?

In My Humble Opinion
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How come you all are ignoring one of the true downsides to a Trump presidency?

There go the taco trucks we were supposed to get on every corner.

42

My definition of “awesome” doesn’t include getting lumped into the same demographic that just fucked over the country.

43

I’m looking forward to some trickle-down pussy groping!

44

But instead, Trump Steak kiosks. Hear the pre-recorded sizzle! Smell the aerosol attractant! Taste the 100% approved for human consumption meat!

45

This summer, comedians performing at Just For Laughs were told to talk about something other than Donald Trump because the organizers thought it would make the recordings look dated.

You’ve got four years of hilarity coming your way America.

46

We will get to laugh at liberals posting crap for the next four years.

47

Fair enough! You have the Senate and the House and the Presidency. Grip that steering wheel tightly Speed Racer, it’s* all *on you now!

48

  1. I’ve had a chance to brush up on the Alien and Sedition laws.

  2. I have never felt more Jewish.

49

PM me for the punchline to this…

50

I don’t think a prenuptial agreement works the same way as a non-disclosure agreement; if Melania decides to talk Donald will have [del]pay her off[/del] settle a case he can totally win so he can focus on the country. Either or have her killed, it’s not like her nephew is the Holy Roman Emperor or anything.

51

I’ve lost weight due to stress and a lack of appetite. And been proven correct in my contempt for America. I suppose that’s an “upside”.

52

We won’t have to deal with Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign until 2024 at the earliest.