Clicks link.
Reads.
“…vulva facials…”
- WTF???
- Band name!!!
- No seriously, WTF??? (At work, cannot Google)
I can hold my hand above a pot of boiling water without scalding myself, so presumably you can sit above one as well, as long as you’re careful how you arrange things.
When you are with them, having sex every day, it’s much harder to lie, and I am only speaking about the time I was with her, but with that evidence accepting her claim as well.
I’m glad you found something that will help you sleep at night, God Bless.
<Change of topic>: This thread reminds me of a story Barbara Ehrehreich told in a talk of hers I went to. She mentioned to her gynecologist that she had examined her vagina by sticking a dentist’s mirror up and he said to her, horrified: “You must never insert anything there unless it has been sterilized.” “Really,” she said, “Would boiling for ten minutes be sufficient?”
Was the dental mirror like a colonoscope, with a camera attached? I could totally imagine Barbara Ehrenreich doing something like this, BTW. How would she expect to have sex, use tampons, etc.? This gynecologist must have been an idiot, and based on the horror stories I’ve heard about OB/GYNs, I would actually expect something like that from a woman. :smack:
(I just use a hand mirror when I need to visually inspect my girly bits. For instance, I have been very itchy “down there” and the mirror showed that I had a nasty-looking mosquito bite in that area.)
I first heard about this from Ms. Paltrow, and it sounded like a bad idea on so many levels.
Some women do have extremely regular cycles, even if they aren’t on the Pill or other hormonal birth control. I personally find the story believable.
I heard about the steamed clam trend earler this month in reference to a woman becoming overcooked.
(ETA I see I was ninja’d by DrDibble)
Let’s just say after making love, your bedroom smells like a New York pizzeria.
I’d pay a dollar and a quarter to watch that.
No,no,no, no,no, no, no, no. NOT ME!
I have a friend who got her bits waxed in June. She’s still bitching about it. Think I’ll call her and tell her about this.
I think that’s a category on Pornhub.
Catnip? Hahaha! You slipped that one in there on purpose, didn’t you?
Nurse! I said to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!
Such an interesting sociological phenomenon. One part faux-mystical quackery packaged and sold as medicine, one part female body- and sex-shaming (your genitals are so filthy they need to be dry-cleaned!) packaged and sold as self-care. Like a centaur, with its mouth sewn to its own anus.
If it isn’t, it soon will be. (Rule 34b)
I thought Gwyneth Paltrow’s whole thing was about shoving jade eggs up your bits?
Now that’s just asking for trouble.
I’m trying to picture the situation. Is this just a bowl of nice steaming rose water or is there a hot plate involved? Heck, you might as well throw in some anal bleaching to give the whole nether region a make over.
The way things go nowadays some version of this will migrate to the men’s side of the bed. I’ll tell you right now Mr Smarty isn’t going anywhere near something steaming hot unless it’s attached to a MILF.
Dennis
Mmmm, garlic, oregano, & warm bread all smell wonderful. I’d be disappointed if she didn’t have a slice sitting on the nightstand for afterwards.