Not wishing to cast aspersions on your, erm, performance - wouldn’t it get cold? The pizza, I mean.
Even when pizza’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Just be careful about how you use the word “topping.”
That’s one hell of a personal price to pay just to see the cast of TMZ on fire. Still, they say that vaginal steaming has been around for at least 130 years.
The rumor is that Mary Steenburgen had it done.
I laffed so hard I almost wet my pants!
~VOW
So it wasn’t invented by some modern-day idiot, after all. It was invented by an old-timey idiot!
Please don’t let this be the long-running thread that brings us national attention.
“yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it”
Huh, so when someone describes a woman as “hot”, this is what they mean?!
Threads like this are the reason I keep coming to the SDMB. The thread is funny, but one of the linked articles called vaginal steaming “body shaming”, and I realized the subtle misogyny of the practice: the subtext that vaginas are dirty and need to be treated. That’s the sort of hidden misogyny that I, as a man, often miss.
We could even up the score a bit if we start a weiner-steaming trend.
I just pissed myself. Thanks.
Just as long as you don’t put any ketchup on it.
This could be a new profit center for Stanley Steamer…“We’ll do 4 rooms and your wife for $99.00!*”
[sub]*Deep cleaning of either is extra.[/sub]
Wieners are much better grilled.
And you were eating what?
Isn’t that using a vulva on one’s face?
Let’s just say, all the stuff they do to your face in a beauty salon (steam baths, chemical peels, etc)-- you can see where the problem lies. Maybe the massage sounds theoretically fun, but there is a time and a place for everything.
Applause.
I do not get how people think this sort of shit up in the first place, nor why anyone continues to think it’s a good idea.