First, you must go to where women are. Fortunately, this is easy, as almost every building has a door marked “Women” in it somewhere. Logically, behind that door you will find many women. Don’t be shy! Walk right in!
Now, you may find that women react badly to this.
Obviously, if that happens, it was not the right door.
The secret is to find the actual door with “Women” on it, that contains all of your future girlfriends. You must do this by trial and error. I suggest going in every door marked “Women”, until you find the right one.
Dressing properly helps. Women, like men, want to see what they are getting. Particularly in the, well, genitals department. So, clearly, you have to remove your pants and underwear before going through the door. In order to show that you are a serious and sober character, I recommend wearing a suit-jacket and tie, and having your hair properly combed.
First impressions are important. You don’t want to use some sort of tacky pick-up line, when you walk through those doors. I suggest quoting sections of the Bible - showing that you are intelligent and well read. I myself have always though that “Revelations” was one of the most interesting parts of the Bible - don’t you? It will be sure to leave a lasting impression!
And then, there is the question of proper gifts. Women like gifts. Flowers and candy are all very well, but very ordinary and forgettable. Women like fancy dinners, and what could be fancier than fresh lobster? Carry a live lobster in each hand, to indicate that a fine lobster dinner is in the works!