Oh, I love me a girly drink like amaretto sours. Of course, I’m a drinking lightweight, so I’d drink my amaretto sour then fall asleep listening to the incoherent tirade of my customers.
Win-win!
First, I’ve been using Virgin Mobile for a good 4 years now and they’ve been great. One time I had a shitty experience because the people at Target didn’t scan a top-up card properly, but me and VM customer service figured it out and got it straight within a couple of days.
Second, whoever thinks $50 for a phone is a shitty deal, you can kiss my firm yet pliant pink ass. I spend less than $10/mo on average for my cell phone use. Sure, I could have gotten some awesome Razr Max Plus Ultra Mega Awesome Phone with MP3 player and erotic massage function for nothing… but then I’d be paying at least double/mo what I’m paying now, AND be stuck with that plan for a minimum of 2 years. So yeah, I’ll go ahead and pay $70 for the VM phone I like, and NOT pay the extra $240 to get the “free” phone with another carrier, thanks.
That too.
Virgin Mobile has an erotic massager phone for only $20 a month? Man, I gotta get me out of my iPhone contract!
Abby, a few questions for you, before you take a chunk out of another hapless call centre drone:
1: When you look at your phone, do you see any bars under the little antenna logo?
2: When you dial out, what message do you get (either on the phone or recorded)
3: Is there any text on your screen that looks like “No Service”, “SOS” or “Emergency Only”?
4: How many minutes do you have in your account right now? (I assume that VM in the US is a prepaid service, the way it is here in Canada, yet?)
5: Have you tried using the phone in any other town/neighbourhood/house to see if you’re able to make/receive calls there, or have you only tried using it in one place?
For the record: I don’t work for VM, but I do work in the cellular industry. I’ve spent more years that I can count trying to deal with people who are frustrated with their uncooperative cell phones… sadly, more often than not, the problem isn’t so much the cell, but rather than an uncooperative customer.
In a few months they will have an app for that. And it will behave differently when you are on top vs on the bottom, or on your side…
Touch-sensitive!
Yeah, it does. Frankly, I think this just proves that the OP is too much of an individual to join the sheep. Hell, even The Man knows it, which is why her phone wont work.
FIGHT THE POWER, SISTER!
I love the Sheeple remark about getting a cell phone. What year is this? Are you gonna be making jokes about Starbucks’ sizing conventions? And what about airline food? Am I right, people?
The OP is a raging idiot. Quit fucking crying and go churn some butter or something. Maybe Jeb at the mercantile can hook you up with something a little less complicated. It’s one thing if you want to live like a psychotic animal, but don’t go abusing customer service people with your insanity or criticizing the rest of the world for embracing useful technology.
Enjoy the vest of your vodka, you primitive, self-entitled imbicilic bitch.
I don’t think you can get a virgin to kiss your buttocks. And isn’t this one of Richard Branson’s babies? I figure she’s pretty hard to get.
Airline what, now?
I used to use them, and for what I needed they were adequate. But at one time I found they were charging me a quarter a day. When I called they said I signed up for that. (I didn’t.)
I switched to another pay-as-you-go and Virgin still calls me each month. Since I hate unsolicited phone calls, I find this egregious.
I won’t recommend them.