Serves you right when you sleep through those sex-ed classes …
forget about it…take up women’s golf
I didn’t learn how to masturbate until I was in my early 20s. Don’t worry about it, when it clicks, it clicks.
And for most women that I have known, they all have said that orgasms only get better.
The two female friends I have over forty started having mega-multiple orgasms, so don’t give up hope.
Have you tried the tongue(it’s a vibrator)?
Let me get the hijacks out of the way first.
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My dear, dear, Torus, for some of us ladies, 10 is an ordinary evening.
Getting back to the topic at, er, hand, agentfroot, the advice you’ve been given so far sounds good to me. I’ve never had the guts to buy a vibrator myself, so I can’t say much about one specifically. The main thing is, relax, let your mind wander, see what feels good to you, no matter how shocking, outlandish, or mundane it might be. There are books of women’s fantasies out there. You might want to buy one and see which one sounds appealing.
Also, remember that different people have different levels of sexuality. You’re still trying to sort things out and still working at dealing with things. Don’t pressure yourself, any more than you would let someone else pressure you. You have nothing to prove, and there is nothing wrong with you because of what you have or have not done or experienced. Come on, you’re always pleased with how different you are from everyone else. Why are you letting the world rush you on this issue? Do what your mind, body, and soul tell you is right for you, not the rest of the world.
Take care,
CJ’
(“Seige” to you, gentlemen)
May I reccomend the El SAANo forums?
http://www.elsaano.com/php/vbulletin/index.php?s=
Successor to the Late, Great SAAN (Smile and Act Nice).
Try Between the Sheets.
No kidding…I think that means you’re going to Hell.
See you there!!!
It clicks!? :eek:
Does it sound like cracking your knuckles?
Haven’t you ever heard of a “poppin’ pussy”?
So, how YOU doin’ Seige?
PC
you also may want to try http://www.clitical.com/
It has helped my girlfriend wonderfully.
hehe… wow that clitical site is very… informative.
anyway, i’m getting better, i think. i’ll just print out some of the better “labyrinth” erotic fanfic on fanfiction.net (go ahead and laugh, jareth the goblin king is SEXY!) and make myself a good mix cd. things are starting to work better, and fortunately i’ve been home alone a lot recently
whew…
oh, and i know i’m not the most naive person in the world. yesterday i had to explain to my hardcore conservative bible-thumper friend what a clitoris is, that females orgasm and it’s a good thing, how gay guys have sex, and other interesting bits of info. poor girl, she basically has this tremendous mental chastity belt on and believes she has no sex drive and that any sex acts not leading to pregnancy are wrong. sigh some people…
There are laws against that, you know.
Heh. A number of years ago I had to explain to a buddy of mine about gay sex. (“Yuck! I thought they just sat around and watched each other jerk off!” :rolleyes: ) Then, a few months ago, I had to explain to him what a “toy party” was. (“Yuck! I don’t want to know about such things!” :rolleyes: ) Think maybe I’ll send him this thread, it should really gross him out! (He probably won’t even make it this far, to know that I’ve ratted him out. :wally )